EXCUSE ME SIR BUT UR ILLEGALLY PARKED

I was one jump from Akora in my Thorax to meet Mr Kingwood for patrol, when suddenly coms lit up.

“RORQUAL TACKLED IN AKORA”

naturally I jumped in to assist

“THIS IS OFFICA SHANIQUA LOCATION ON RORQUAL”

the reply came, Planet 1 at zero...

...PLANT ONE, AT ZERO

THAT IS A NO PARKING ZONE

I landed next to Deputy BuckWyld holding point on the kriminal in his Rapier web vessel.

I LOADED VOID M AND COMMENCED ENFORCEMENT

We were quickly joined by OFFICA TOMLINSONLAND in a fearsome curse boat.

With the Curse on the field his booster tank quickley began to crumble, so we held dps to wait for OFFICA Kingwood. During this wait the kriminal WAS ATTEMPTING TO BRIBE Deputy BuckWyld.

He then logged off...

...then he logged on again and sent Deputy BuckWyld FOUR BILLION SPACE MONIES.

Being an honourable spacewarrior Deputy Buckwyld informed the kriminal of how we had agreed to no such bribe, to which he replied “Lol, had to try”

Kingwood arrived and we reduced the Rorquel to scrap.

JUSTIC SERVED and A BILLION space monies each it becomes apparent that its time for a cup of tea.

THE PURE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP

This is the renowned logo of HYRDA RELOADED.

A symbol recognised by many, one that represents the ideals we uphold of HONOUR, JUSTIC, RIGHTEOUSNESS AND FRIENDSHIP.

My allice have been using this logo for 2 years now, recently once again ccp have rejected putting it in the game on the grounds of IT DOES NOT FIT IN WITH THEME OF SPACESHIPS

and as we all know LOGO SHOULD FIT THEME OF SPACESHIP

LIKE DINOSAUR IN SUIT

OR SILLY MAN IN HAT WITH JOINT

Or maybe one of these SPACESHIP IMMERSION LOGOS

High ranking hydra polic officer DUNCAN TANNER has OUTLINED OUR PLIGHT

in this thread.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=40463&find=unread

I AM MAKING URGE TO YOU THE PEOPALS OF EVE TO EXPRESS YOUR SUPPORT ON THE LINKED THREAD.

Whether you are a JUST AND RIGHTEOUS PERSON, or A KRIMINAL PIRAT MAN OR LADIES. Its likely you have enjoyed some of the out of game entertainment produced by our members, LIKE THIS POLIC REPORT BLAG, or HIGH OCTANE SPACESHIP VIOLENCE VIDEOS. Maybe even our HARD FOUGHT BATTALS TO MAKE ALLICE CHAMPIONS.

NOW A NEW BATTAL FOR JUSTIC HAS BEGUN FOR US

HYDRA PRVAIL

Me V Blue

I was flying a Vagabond class speed vessel on my way to join fellow Hydra Offica's on a patrol, when I jumped into KRIMINAL CARTEL BLUE FEDERATION.

Ares, Rifter, Omen and Caracaral, I start to align out when ARES TAKAL BOAT TAKES KRIMINAL STATUS UPON ME, I point him and apply my 220s as he EXPLODES IN A BALL OF FIERY JUSTICE. The Caracal and Omen by now have also taken GCC and I turn my attention to the Caracal missal boat, I fly to 8km apply my neuts AND BRAWL, the Caracal unable to stand the force of my Vaga and police sentry guns dies fast. At this point a MYRM DRONE WARLORD appears, and the Rifter decides that THIS IS THE OPTIMAL TIME TO ATTACK...

...It wasn't

Shields getting low I then switch to the Omen, which soon crumbles. At this point my shields are at 5% and I had no DCU fitted so I made a TACTICAL DECISION to burn away from the Myrm to regain tank. The Myrm remained on grid taking sentries while DAMPENING ME??? When my shields had recharged a bit I BURNED BACK IN TO MAKE DESTROY, however the Myrm managed to jump out in hull escaping Justic FOR NOW, BUTJUSTIC WILL CATCH UP TO HIM EVENTUALLY.

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P.S. I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO MAKE THANK YOU TO HONOURABLE WARRIOR MR KINGWOOD WHO FOR MY BIRFDAY GAVE ME A VINDICATOR SPACE BOAT FOR JUSTIC PATROLLING

Birfday init

So today is my IRL birfday. At some point this week i shall have a CELABRATIONING PATROL in an exciting boat i treat myself to as a birfday present, probably Rifta because Rifta is the best boat. I SHALL ALSO ENDEAVOUR TO MAK BLOG POST OF PATROL as i understand i've been somewhat lax at updating the blog.

Dances with Kadavr's

I logged on and entered the Lulm solar system in my Wolf class Assault boat (AS SEEN IN THIS BLOG BANNA), upon entering I decide to make a routine stop off at the gate for the local plex in order to park and review my route of patrol.

BUT KRIME WAS AFOOT IN THIS SYSTEM.

Soon another WOLF CLASS VESSAL lands, piloted by a minion of NASHH KADAVR SPACE PIRAT. Ever eager to do my duty I lock up and engage the kriminal, my 150mm's begin ripping shreds off the pirats armour and as his passive buffer hits 50% ANOTHER KADAVR PIRAT MINION LANDS this time in a RIFTA WARSHIP. He however, landed 40k off, and before he reached engagement range I heated my autocannons and made an end to the enimie Wolf.

In low armour I flip my vessel around to engage the Rifter. In a TOTALLY PRO MOVE I proceed to burn out my armour repair unit immediately. However this didn't prove an issue as the Rifter vaporised quickly under the awesome firepower of the wolf assault boat as I was entering hull.

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Thrasher Of I Beast

Sooooooo some of you may remember me as that one wat used to write a blog, WELL after a eve break over the summer I'm gradually starting to play again. I've been wandering about in a Rifter mainly because RIFTA BOAT BEST BOAT.

Last night after a rather uneventful patrol I decided to head to Hek FOR ROUTINE RIFTA MAINTANENCE. Expecting to find all quiet and well I was HORRIFIED to see A BAD MAN IN A THRASHER LITTERING WITH INTENT TO CAUSE KRIMINALITY. Like any good citizen I picked up the cargo can IN ORDER TO ANALYZE THE EVIDENCE FOR A LATER COURT HEARING. I bagged the evidence of ONE UNIT OF REPUBLIC FLEET FUSION WAR BULLET which incidentally is a HIGHLY DANGEROUS thing to be left lying around in space. SOME INNOCENT COULD FIND IT AND MISTAKENLY VIOLENCE THEIR OWN BOAT.

To my shock enraged with INJUSTIC the kriminal Thrasher boat began making shoot upon my polic Rifter, most likely to destroy the evidence I had collected. I immediately heated my afterburner and got into a tight orbit in order to out track the offender and unleashed the righteous fury of my 125mm autocannons charged with EMP. The Thrasher pilot was neuting me so I had to be mindful of pulsing my armour repair unit and checking my warp scrambler stayed applied so he could not escape. INEVITABLY with low armour the kriminal exploded.

I repaired my boat and began the task of the OFFICAL PAPERWORK.

THEN SUDDENLY...

...HE REAPPEARED IN A NEW THRASHER AND BEGAN TO ATTEPMT VIOLENCE!!!

Fortunately the ensuing battle happened exactly the same way. Leaving me with MORE REPAIRS AND PAPERWORK. Which I grudgingly began to complete...

...THEN SUDDENLY...

...HE APPEARED AGAIN AND ATTACKED in yet ANOTHER THRASHER. 


This time he had removed his WARP SCRAMBLING DEVICE in favour of a web, I closed in a tight orbit, but this time he was harder to out track so I had to manually pilot. JUSTIC however PRVAILED and he blew up AGAIN this time though I finished the fight in less than half structure. Wary of further attack I decided to switch out of the Rifter into that renowned bringer of justic the PLATELESS LAZOR PUNISHER WAR BOAT.

YET AGAIN THE KRIMINAL APPEARED IN ANOTHER THRASHER also with a web instead of a point. BUT THIS TIME I WAS READY as predicted he tried to make violence onto me but using the SWIFT GRACE OF THE PUNISHER I heated my afterburner and moved to the edge of scrambler range, from where I RAINED DOWN HOLY PURPAL LAZOR UPON HIM UNTIL HIS THASHER WAS NO MORE.

After this he realised his defeat and did not trouble the forces of justic again.

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WAR! Deal with it

The HONOURABLE HYDRA RELOADED has been wardecced by KRIMINAL HENCHMEN, The Orphanage. This being the first time I've been in a propper war, I was eager to DISH OUT JUSTIC and engage in HONOURABLE COMBAT with our aggressors.

FIRST SKIRMISH

Flying my reaper class war vessel I noticed a small camp a few jumps from Hek A HARBINGER AND A HURRIKANE. I flew to Hek and quickly put together a DRAEK OF STRONGST HONOURABILITY, and returned. I jumped into them and burned as they locked me up. At first I tried to separate them before realising neither had propulsion mods, only MIGHTY SENSOR BOOSTERS. Sooooo I changed plan.

I started bombarding the harbinger from range, then when he hit half armour I started burning in for the kill. HOWEVER before I got into heated point range he warped. LEAVING THE HURRIKAN TO FACE JUSTIC ALONE. The cane was arty with no prop mod so getting into a tight orbit of him was trivial. He exploded soon after I tackled him.

FIRST BATTAL LADY SHANIQUA \o/

BATTALZONE HEK.

So there I was in Hek fitting a TARANIS WAR VESSEL to head out on petrol with. I proceeded to undock and be met by a JAGEAR ATTAK BOAT, soon aided by a VAGABOND WAR SHIP, and RUPTURE KLASS VESSAL. So I docked PUT ON SUNGLASSES and undocked my WALF BOAT. It didn't take much to get the Jag 100k off of his friends and I began making war at him. He held me at 9km while missing me with short range ammo HAIL. Eventually he MADE EXPLODE.

Unfortunately It was slightly to late for my Wolf to escape and I got tackled and popped.

I LOVED THAT WOLF SO REVENGE WAS THE ONLY THING ON MY MIND.

I started fitting a DRAEK. Then my client crashed because of incarna. THEN I LOGGED BACK ON and finished my Draek.

It took a lot of on grid warping and the arrival of a harbinger to bolst the orphanages confidence enough to engage. The rupture was replaced by a malediction and the jag pilot had a new jag.

Eventually the vaga pilot slipped and I managed to achieve tackle. WITH THIS HIS FATE WAS SEALED and I made violence upon his hac. I then turned on the Malediction who had me tackled but he managed to escape. NEXT VICTIM was a neutral RR exequror. Whom I exploded from 50k using SCURGE HEAVY MSSALS. I docked and banked the Vaga loot before the next round.

A jag and another vagabond were waiting for me outside. I chose my moment to agress and again MADE EXPLODE on the pilots 2^nd Jag. The vaga held range but even though I did at one point manage to get a web on him I didn't have the cap to mwd and hold him down. So I Docked to repair my shields.

AGAIN I UNDOCKED. Into 2x armour Hurricanes and a Harbinger. I was easily manage to hold range on them and eventually BLEW UP THE FIRST CANE, Piloted by the pilot who had already lost 2 jags.

THEN DISASTER. The malediction had refit a scrambler and tackled me long enough to allow the other cane to get webs on. Obviously I was unable to tank an armour cane AND a Harb so my draek VALIANTLY EXPLODED, and I left my pod empty of implants on grid as to get podded back to where I would soon be partaking in a HYDRA VIKTORY ROAM.

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