It is 2 days before christmas and the kriminals of eve are all up to DASTARDLY EVIL WRONGDOINGS. So a SPECIAL POLIC PATROL IS NEEDED. That patrol...
… IS ME
IN A RIFTER \o/
I'd Just lost my Typhoon battleboat on its first ever patrol jumping into many many DRAEKS.
My fresh clone woke up two jumps from KBP entrance to the kriminal infested space known as PROVIDENCE. I checked the hanger where an afterburner fit Rifter sat.
IT GLEAMED WITH A RADIENCE OF INFINITE JUSTIC.
So I decide to fly it on a short patrol of Provi. Two jumps in I noticed that I am being actively stalked by two suspicious looking characters flying a blaster Taranis boat and the FEARSOME SENTINAL VESSAL. After a couple of warp in and outs on the two at a gate I very luckily warp at range and land on top of the ranis with the sentinel 100k off PERFECT HE CANNOT MAKE WARP TO ME FROM THERE \o/
I heat EVERYTHING and tear into the Taranis with Phased Plasma as the Sentinel burns at me with his mwd at an alarmingly fast pace. The Sentinel closes into range as the ranis hits the meatiest part of its tank THE MIGHTAY GALLANTA HULL. Neuts and tracking disruption sets in and I do the only thing any self respecting officah of the gallanta police would do I SIT IN THE RANIS's BLASTER OPTIMAL AND BRAWL HIM DOWN.
Right Taranis down and me in scram range of a Sentinal GO GO RIFTAR SCRAMBLAR. I hit approach as he is trying to grab range and I want to track him. A MIGHTY TEST of how quickly I can turn my scrambler and afterburner back on after they turn off at the end of EVERY cycle, begins. And luckily for me I can manage to turn them on before he can pulse his mwd EVERYTIME \o/
THE FEARSOME PIRAT WARLORD EXPLODES IN A FLASH OF PHASED PLASMA AND JUSTIC PROVAILS.