Tuesday, 19 April 2011

ALARMING NEWS

Dear New Edan

I BRING YOU SAD NEWS TODAY

It seems the popular institution EVE UNIVERSITY, that is WELL KNOWN AND RESPECTED has BECOME OFFICALLY PIRATS

Earlier today WHILE ON PATROL FOR JUSTIC a group of EVE UNIVERSITY PIRATS sat camping a lowsec gate LIKE THE MOST LOWLY OF PIRATS. Attempted to VANDALIZ MY VESSAL taking GLOBAL KRIMINAL COOLDOWN. They, like pirat amateurs, since they are new to such ways, took casualties to gate fire alone, as I jumped out and WARPED TO FREEDOM

Immediately I sent a letter to EVE UNIVERSITY CEO to warn him of PIRATING WITHIN HIS UPSTANDING INSTITUTION


From: Lady Shaniqua

Sent: 2011.04.20 00:38

To: Kelduum Revaan,

Greetings Kelduum

My name is OFFICA LADY SHANIQUA, of ELIT ANTI PIRAT GROUP Genos Occidere. A proud member of STRONG JUSTIC ALICE HYDRA RELOADED

I Am afraid i am writing to you with GRAVE NEWS INDEED, concerning members of your university

Today i was quite frankly SHOCKED and APPAULLED, witnessing 9 of your pupils BREAK THE LAW and take GLOBAL KRIMINAL COOLDOWN on a low sec gate. I witnessed this first hand as it was myself they attempted to pirate. LUCKILY my many years fighting krime and the PIRAT MENACE gave me the CUNNING AND GUILE to evade the amatuar pirates.

I am writing you this mail, as I realize as a RENOWNED ANTI-PIRAT BASTION OF JUSTICE the university should not tolerate this behaviour.

THE LAST THING THIS HIVE OF VILLANY that is metropolis low sec needs IS MORE BUDDING KRIMINALZ.

Below are listed your wayward studants

Storos Sahara Sena Ran Kildar Qri Orlais Takedu Oda triangleSLO Kozilla DoubleSun Power Dante Tempest-Vain

I HOPE YOU WILL SEE FIT TO GUIDE THESE CONFUSED YOUFFS BACK ON TO THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS.

For now i shall turn a blind eye, but if they are caught again pirating in ANTI PIRAT PROTECTED SPACE. Then THE HARSHEST PENALTIES WILL BE SORT AGAINST OUTLAWZ.

REGARDS

LS


I was soon convoed by EVE UNIVERSITY REPRESENTATIVE Joanna Davaham who alarmingly me informed me of eve uni's policy to shoot non flashy justic bringers on gates in low sec. Joanna then closed conversation REFUSING TO HEAR THE ARGUMENTS FOR NOT TAKING THE WAYS OF THE KRIMINAL.


I AM DISAPOINT EVE UNI AND I HOPE YOU SEE THE ERROR IN TURNING DOWN THE PATH OF KRIME TO ONCE AGAIN TEACH THE MEANING OF RIGHTEOUSNESS TO NEW EDANS YOUFF

28 comments:

  1. EVE-U is NRDS in low sec and NBSI in null.
    HYDRA RELOADED is in this list so you are probably RED to them: http://standings.eveuniversity.org

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  2. Well first, i have to say thats the most spelling mistakes i have seen in a post. Did you finish 6th grade English? Secondly, you should check out a corporation or whoever is in the system before you go around and show up on grid with them. It also helps if the corporation that killed you (e-uni) also publicizes their standings toward others, so all in all it is your fault. But i have to say your message to the Uni's CEO is probably going to get on one of their fail Q_Q threads.

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  3. Not sure if above poster is troll...

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  4. I would guess its just a massive fail, which will be disguised as trolling.
    Entertaining post by shaniqua though

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  5. Indeed, the intentional typos add greatly to the entertainment of this blog!

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  6. Love the blog. Keep em comin.

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  7. The only honourful response to this piracy is stabbed smartbomb ECM burst scorpion!

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  8. When I was an Eve Uni member, it was frowned upon when members went GCC. What I do know given the IFW/BSP war against Eve University is that if Eve Uni sets a person or corp to -10, they are ok with the GCC.

    Since you are a true Justice Bringer (sorry for my spelling), I would ask what is required to remove any negative standings they have towards you.

    LS, keep up the blog, and keep fighting for Justice.

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  9. Greetingses LADY SHANIQUA

    I am SADDEND AND DISMAD at you being SHOOTED by EVE UNIVERSITY studonts, however youre ESTEEMED ALLIANZ is NEGTIVE FIV cos they DID SHOOT us befur.

    HOUR MEMBUZ are aloud to VIOLANSE pepuls who are in grups who has shoted us, BUT we wuld be willing to SET the GREAT AND POWERFULZ LADY SHANIQUA with a PERSUNOL BLU, or set the SRONG AND AWESUM HYDRA ALLIANZE bule or NUTROL.

    I hav however send a MAIL OF GRATE IMPORTUNCE to the hole corpurayshun, telling them to GO PLAY IN NULLSECS INSTED if they want to violenze pepuls.

    TANKYOUZ for bringing this to my ATTENSHUN.

    --
    Kelduum REVAAN
    CHEEF EGSECUTIVE OFFCIFER
    EVE UNIVERCITY

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  10. This post was pure win. Then the Anon commenters who didn't get it made it better. Then Kelduum's post in which he did get it made it best. LS continues to win the internet.

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  11. +1 INTERNETZ for this BLOOG

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  12. Markius TheShed21 April 2011 at 03:19

    Thnx for the warning LS I will now be extra careful when these Kriminalz bring there blob to frerstorn.

    o7

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  13. Watch out for their evil ECM blob.

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  14. poor eve uni they dont now what they did

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  15. Lady S' blog makes me believe in humanity again! \0/

    P.S. JUSTIC ALICE made me spill my tea on my keyboard again.

    P.P.S. I do hope we're on their red list.

    P.P.P.S. Lady S 4 PREZ!

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  16. This is my friends, AN OUTRAGE!!!!

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  17. what? blackbirds can tank sentries?

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  18. The most shocking thing is the fact that LS 0nly has -3.0 sec status

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  19. How did I miss this? Awesome. That anonymous post 3rd down made my day, unless, as mentioned before it is an elaborate troll.

    MOAR JUSTIC PLEASE.

    MB.

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  20. This was awesome, I snorted out half my water bottle in the middle of class laughing. Kelduum's comment was FTW.

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  21. Valeint polic offcer LADY SHANIQUA haz spread the mesagge of the Evil EvE UNIVARSITY pirat blob SChool! (spammed in local for the blob)

    Eve universuty recently violenced my fleetmates hurrican nano-boat and attempted to ransum his pod! Is thare no depths they will not sink to???!!!

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  22. When i was part of the proud Minmatar Millitia we were often hunted by them. Some corps probably shot them one day and thus almost all our fleets ended red to them.
    I didnt even know they were not NBSI ^^

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  23. Milady, as always you rule. I'm very sorry that I've not read you as often as I should be. Will send isk donation to compensate for witnessing the utter horror of this dastardly act of violence. Maybe.

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  24. I was the FC of this fleet and it's still my proudest EVE moment

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