Wednesday, 6 October 2010

CURSED COMMAND BOATS

Soooooooooo I've recently trained the command ship skill, it appears these boats have potential to be mighty solo justice boats. HOWEVER actually getting in one is proving A massively expensive and futile ambition.


CLAAAYYYYMOOORRRREEEEE


So, I originally had Sleips in mind, but looking at eft and the market, I decide that Claymores are not only about a hundred million isk cheaper than Sleips but also POWERFUL JUSTIC BRAWLERS.

As suggested in my previous post, Kenssy live very much on the edge when it comes to Isk as we tend to splash out any isk we get on spaceships, and then proceed to get those spaceships exploded AS THIS IS WHAT SPACESHIPS ARE FOR. So when I received some isk donations into my wallet from 2 people who are fans of my blog, I immediately SPENT IT ALL ON A CLAYMORE

\o/

Flashfresh kindly offered The Bastards logistics to move it to low sec for me and it is currently entrusted to them. (totally trusted in fact meaning they could totally steal it)

Now you might be thinking THAT DOESN'T SEEM THAT BAD LS, YOU GOT GIVEN SOME ISK TO BUY THE HULL AND ITS BEING TRANSPORTED FOR YOU. Yes that does seem fine, though I completely failed to notice that Claymores have different pre-requisites to Sleips, meaning I can only fly Sleips. And to be quite honest I don't envisage me getting logistics 4 anytime soon

:( :( :( :(


SLEEIIIPPPPPPPPNNNEEEERRRRR


So back to the original plan then, a Sleip for solo justice action. My hauling alt had just become capable of doing the angel epic arc again so today I spent all morning in Curse


I COMPLETED THE ARC


\o/ WOOOOO \o/


I GOT THE LOOTZ OUT OF NULL TO JITA AND SOLD IT


\o/WOOOO YEAHHHH GO TEAM WOOOO \o/


I USED THE ISK TO BUY A SLEIP


\o/ YEAAHHH WOOO A SLEIP AWESOME \o/


I GOT SUICIDE GANKED BY A MAELSTROM TWO JUMPS OUT OF JITA MOVING IT


:(


ON THE BRIGHTSIDE


Somewhat disappointed in the mornings events, I logged LS on in order to ENFORC JUSTIC, luckily as soon as I undocked my Comet opportunity to VIOLANCE A KRIMINAL presented itself.

A KRIMINAL NAVY SLICER and DESPICABLE PIRAT DRAMIEL were LOITERING WITH INTENT in belt V-1. Although I felt very much like I would like to brawl them both at once it seemed ill advised, so I warped at range to the belt. The kriminals were there and the Dramiel's speed instantly shot up to 6k/s as he blazed towards me. My Comet was ready to battle, my honourable hobgoblin assistance boats were deployed and as he hit 40k I fired up the afterburner AND BURNED WITH THE FIRES OF JUSTIC TOWARDS HIM, No fancy moves, no trying to slingshot into scram range I wanted to get my Neutrons on him as soon as possible as Slicers are fast and I was itching to fire. The Dramiel slammed straight into my web and scram, Null S melted his shields quickly and I was so consumed with BLUDRAGE that I failed to notice I was in armour, so I turned my repper on rather late at about 55% armour, I hit hull first BUT THERE WAS NO WAY JUSTIC WOULD FAIL THIS TIME and the kriminal exploded GLORIOUSLY, I looted some rather fancy evidence and warped before the slicer could do anything detrimental to my boat.


GF GF

12 comments:

  1. If I had the iskies, you would TOTALLY get some, because this blog of justice is better than any Sleipnir

    -- Your fan, Bomberlocks

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  2. I love the irony of having a faction point if you're not smart enough to fall-off kite a blaster boat while waiting for your Slicer friend to show up.

    facepalm

    I'm glad you showed him some justice.

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  3. LS, I'm sorry about the gank loss. Those plus gate camps are so yucky.

    I was passing through this morning doing my bookmark thing before losing my vigil in a fair fight; but in the process, I briefly saw your comet and was impressed as usual.

    Fly justice.

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  4. Sorry to hear about your loss :(

    Wanna fly dual cyclones with me at some point?

    Its the next best thing to a sleipnir...

    You can have one of my spare cyclones and I can dual box a tengu alt with shield boosting links ^^ Lots of fun

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  5. @ Theo - cheers for the continuing positive feedback \o/

    @Arrhi - I believe ab/scram/web comet controls range on dual prop dramiel within scrambler range, meaning although technicaly possible for him to stay out my scram range within my heated web and within his fancy scram, it's not really very likely to happen.

    @Peter - your the eve uni guy who's usually in a stabber???

    @Laedy - Fo Shure! dual Cyc's sounds like a wonderful plan.

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  6. Your ship is safely clamped down inside our freighter and will be delivered as promised. It is very shiny and nice.

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  7. Lady S, although Jita is cheap and full of fresh produce and stuff, would it not be more convenient, considering your location, to buy fruit and veggies in Hek instead?

    -- Bomb

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  8. Good dramiel is dead dramiel ;]

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  9. LOLOL LOGI. BOOOOOOOOO.

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  10. Bossman spoke, all I can say is "HALLO, CAN I BORROWZ UR CURSED COMMAND BOAT?"

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  11. Lady S, I don't quite know why, but I love your writing style on this blog. Quite haphazard and random.

    It's awesome.

    Sorry to hear bout the sleip though.

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  12. Just round your blog and I gotta say, I like it!

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