Sunday, 26 June 2011

WAR! Deal with it


The HONOURABLE HYDRA RELOADED has been wardecced by KRIMINAL HENCHMEN, The Orphanage. This being the first time I've been in a propper war, I was eager to DISH OUT JUSTIC and engage in HONOURABLE COMBAT with our aggressors.


FIRST SKIRMISH


Flying my reaper class war vessel I noticed a small camp a few jumps from Hek A HARBINGER AND A HURRIKANE. I flew to Hek and quickly put together a DRAEK OF STRONGST HONOURABILITY, and returned. I jumped into them and burned as they locked me up. At first I tried to separate them before realising neither had propulsion mods, only MIGHTY SENSOR BOOSTERS. Sooooo I changed plan.

I started bombarding the harbinger from range, then when he hit half armour I started burning in for the kill. HOWEVER before I got into heated point range he warped. LEAVING THE HURRIKAN TO FACE JUSTIC ALONE. The cane was arty with no prop mod so getting into a tight orbit of him was trivial. He exploded soon after I tackled him.


FIRST BATTAL LADY SHANIQUA \o/


BATTALZONE HEK.


So there I was in Hek fitting a TARANIS WAR VESSEL to head out on petrol with. I proceeded to undock and be met by a JAGEAR ATTAK BOAT, soon aided by a VAGABOND WAR SHIP, and RUPTURE KLASS VESSAL. So I docked PUT ON SUNGLASSES and undocked my WALF BOAT. It didn't take much to get the Jag 100k off of his friends and I began making war at him. He held me at 9km while missing me with short range ammo HAIL. Eventually he MADE EXPLODE.

Unfortunately It was slightly to late for my Wolf to escape and I got tackled and popped.


I LOVED THAT WOLF SO REVENGE WAS THE ONLY THING ON MY MIND.

I started fitting a DRAEK. Then my client crashed because of incarna. THEN I LOGGED BACK ON and finished my Draek.

It took a lot of on grid warping and the arrival of a harbinger to bolst the orphanages confidence enough to engage. The rupture was replaced by a malediction and the jag pilot had a new jag.

Eventually the vaga pilot slipped and I managed to achieve tackle. WITH THIS HIS FATE WAS SEALED and I made violence upon his hac. I then turned on the Malediction who had me tackled but he managed to escape. NEXT VICTIM was a neutral RR exequror. Whom I exploded from 50k using SCURGE HEAVY MSSALS. I docked and banked the Vaga loot before the next round.


A jag and another vagabond were waiting for me outside. I chose my moment to agress and again MADE EXPLODE on the pilots 2nd Jag. The vaga held range but even though I did at one point manage to get a web on him I didn't have the cap to mwd and hold him down. So I Docked to repair my shields.


AGAIN I UNDOCKED. Into 2x armour Hurricanes and a Harbinger. I was easily manage to hold range on them and eventually BLEW UP THE FIRST CANE, Piloted by the pilot who had already lost 2 jags.

THEN DISASTER. The malediction had refit a scrambler and tackled me long enough to allow the other cane to get webs on. Obviously I was unable to tank an armour cane AND a Harb so my draek VALIANTLY EXPLODED, and I left my pod empty of implants on grid as to get podded back to where I would soon be partaking in a HYDRA VIKTORY ROAM.


GFGF

6 comments:

  1. I started fitting a DRAEK. Then my client crashed because of incarna. THEN I LOGGED BACK ON and finished my Draek. <<< made LOL @ this so much.

    I was also wondering, with it being orphanage where the RR was ... then we got to the exequror bit. Haha.


    MB.

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  2. Eventually he made explode. LMAO this made my day.

    And damn, those Orphanage Jag fits make me want to stab myself.

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  3. Justic restored! I sleep easy tonight!

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  4. Oh no...my corp CEO is starting to talk like you in alliance evemails now, L.S.
    "TO SMASH THE EVIL DOERS"
    "I PROPOSE A GRATE JUSTIC FLEET OF DESTRUCTION."

    Help!

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