Monday, 5 September 2011

Thrasher Of I Beast


Sooooooo some of you may remember me as that one wat used to write a blog, WELL after a eve break over the summer I'm gradually starting to play again. I've been wandering about in a Rifter mainly because RIFTA BOAT BEST BOAT.

Last night after a rather uneventful patrol I decided to head to Hek FOR ROUTINE RIFTA MAINTANENCE. Expecting to find all quiet and well I was HORRIFIED to see A BAD MAN IN A THRASHER LITTERING WITH INTENT TO CAUSE KRIMINALITY. Like any good citizen I picked up the cargo can IN ORDER TO ANALYZE THE EVIDENCE FOR A LATER COURT HEARING. I bagged the evidence of ONE UNIT OF REPUBLIC FLEET FUSION WAR BULLET which incidentally is a HIGHLY DANGEROUS thing to be left lying around in space. SOME INNOCENT COULD FIND IT AND MISTAKENLY VIOLENCE THEIR OWN BOAT.
To my shock enraged with INJUSTIC the kriminal Thrasher boat began making shoot upon my polic Rifter, most likely to destroy the evidence I had collected. I immediately heated my afterburner and got into a tight orbit in order to out track the offender and unleashed the righteous fury of my 125mm autocannons charged with EMP. The Thrasher pilot was neuting me so I had to be mindful of pulsing my armour repair unit and checking my warp scrambler stayed applied so he could not escape. INEVITABLY with low armour the kriminal exploded.
I repaired my boat and began the task of the OFFICAL PAPERWORK.

THEN SUDDENLY...

...HE REAPPEARED IN A NEW THRASHER AND BEGAN TO ATTEPMT VIOLENCE!!!

Fortunately the ensuing battle happened exactly the same way. Leaving me with MORE REPAIRS AND PAPERWORK. Which I grudgingly began to complete...

...THEN SUDDENLY...

...HE APPEARED AGAIN AND ATTACKED in yet ANOTHER THRASHER. 


This time he had removed his WARP SCRAMBLING DEVICE in favour of a web, I closed in a tight orbit, but this time he was harder to out track so I had to manually pilot. JUSTIC however PRVAILED and he blew up AGAIN this time though I finished the fight in less than half structure. Wary of further attack I decided to switch out of the Rifter into that renowned bringer of justic the PLATELESS LAZOR PUNISHER WAR BOAT.

YET AGAIN THE KRIMINAL APPEARED IN ANOTHER THRASHER also with a web instead of a point. BUT THIS TIME I WAS READY as predicted he tried to make violence onto me but using the SWIFT GRACE OF THE PUNISHER I heated my afterburner and moved to the edge of scrambler range, from where I RAINED DOWN HOLY PURPAL LAZOR UPON HIM UNTIL HIS THASHER WAS NO MORE.

After this he realised his defeat and did not trouble the forces of justic again.

GFGF

7 comments:

  1. Seen those kills on the genos killboard. Hilarious.

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  2. I love the idiots that come back for moar.

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  3. Good job, Lady Shaniqua.

    i Beast was in Vard in a Thrasher yesterday; and while I tracked the kriminal to a planet, he ran (I, also was in a Rifter).

    I couldn't figure out for the life of me my a Thrasher (anti-frigate hull) would run from a Rifter.

    Thank you.

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  4. Welcome back LS!
    You were sorely missed.

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  5. THIS INTENTIONAL LITTERING OF SYSTEMS GOTTA STOP!
    Good Job!

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  6. Definitely a very enjoyable battle report. Sounds as if that man of opposition has a hard time to learn a simple lesson. =)

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