New Years Backlog, Tempest and T-Shirts

A series of fines were issued over the festive season for THOSE WHO GOT OVERLY MERRY, AND TOOK IRRESPONSIBLE CHARGE OF A SPACE VESSEL. None of the kriminals involved as of this morning had paid, So the new year began with OFFICAL POLIC BUISNESS.

Dil'e Mahn

FIXED PENALTY NOTICE

From: Lady Shaniqua

Sent: 2010.12.29 23:05

To: Dil'e Mahn

DEAR SIR/MADAM

This is an OFFICAL NOTICE OF PENALTY CHARGES,ur case has been reviewed and you have been found GUILTY of FLYING A SPACE BOAT UNDER INFLUENCE OF DRINKING, We tak into consideration that you were flying under orders of KRIMINAL MASTERMIND DRINKING MAN FLASFRESH and HARSHER JUSTIC WILL BE SEEKED UPON HIM. YOUR FINE STANDS AT FIFTY MILLION ISK. To be payed to a representative of Kenssy Fried Chicken Kru.

SIGNED

OFFICER SHANIQUA

When undocking this morning Dil'e Mahn's fine stood at FIFTY MILLION ISK. And quite handily soon after undocking, the fugative entered local in a blaster Ishkur. A fully fitted Ishkur costs approximately 24 million isk, destroying his Ishkur would account for almost half of his fine.

Eventually Mr Mahn was coaxed to a Planet where my JAGAER POLIC ATTACK BOAT lay in wait. He landed about 30k off, Sirens screeching loudly I after burned towards him fusion loaded and pre heated. As soon as I entered range my scrambler was activated and my 125s began ripping chunks out of his sluggish kriminal vessel. UNABLE TO WITHSTAND THE FORCES OF JUSTIC his Ishkur boat exploded. This helpfully brought the amount owed in fines down to 26million isk in arrears. However I had also managed to APPREHEND Mr Mahn's pod, while in custody Mr Mahn's agreed to pay KFCK the sum of 40 million isk. This covered the remainder of his fine and the additional administrative costs incurred during his arrest. Mr Mahn's pod was then set free to return to civilization as a reformed citizen.

TEMPEST RETRIEVAL

Not long after Mr Mahn's fine had been settled, Officah Sassy B spotted a VIGILANTE in a Tempest. Always quick to react Officah Sassy began locating in a Cheetah. Sassy then warped me in to tackle in an official kfck Jaguar. I landed 90k off the Tempest, heated my mids and burned for him. Amazingly he didn't warp off and I managed to land point. Soon after tackling Sassy landed on grid with the dps THE MIGHTY SUCCUBUS. However upon seeing the fearsome vessel, the kriminal unable to face the boats RIGHTEOUS LASERS OF JUSTIC ejected from his boat. Sassy then got to the task of distracting the local pirate rats attacking the empty pest, while I docked up the Jaguar. Once all the rats had stopped targeting the pilot less battleship I was able to board. The Tempest was safely docked in Thukker where it shall be tested by forensics before being repurposed for police duty.

RIFTAH T-SHIRT BEST T-SHIRT

Some of you may be aware of the recent contest to design an eve online T-Shirt. For those that weren't THERE WAS A RECENT CONTEST TO DESIGN AN EVE ONLINE T-SHIRT.

Anyway the entries are currently on display to be voted for.

THIS DESIGN

is an awesome Rifter by OFFICAH SASSY B and I recommend voting for it.

Not only is it awesome but it is also OFFICALLY APPROVED BY THE GALLANTA SPACE POLIC.

Official Gallanta police boats

Official Gallanta boats have been the flavour for me the past few days, namely the Myrm and the Comet. Gunna cut straight to the battle reports in this instalment

MYRM, VEGNANCE VS BADDIES

I was roaming around the Taff, Gurkala, Ualkin area in my Myrm, when I noticed on scan a Dominix and Megathron ENGAGING IN ILLEGAL VIGILANTI ACTIVITIES. So I hopped into a probe to discover their location and called out for tackle backup from officer Sassy B, who responded in a Vegnance class space boat. WE WARPED IN TO DISPENCE JUSTIC and caught the Dominix on the warp in. We then noticed we were being probed and decided to check out the incoming gank squad, as we were deep in Kriminal territory and the Domi pilot had many ruffian friends. I warped off and Sassy moved from the warp in when a tackle Vexor piloted by the Domi pilot arrived. Sassy then observed a Drake land as I was warping the myrm back in. The Vexor had warped off and I landed on top of the Drake and began to go to work on his shields. Then the Vexor landed and pointed and webbed me, Sassy burned in to put point on the Vexor, and soon a Megathron landed and started shooting at me as well. At this point I decide to pop some exile, and I started to move into a close orbit of the Megathron. The Drake monster then explodes, and we primary the Vexor as it seemed to be the only boat with tackle. The cruiser soon succumbed to our combined damages. Blipping d-scan we notice a Macharial as we were grinding down the Megathron, and made the decision that if it landed we should bail. Then predictably when the Mega was in Low Armour the Mach landed 20k off :( so we warp out. I would say GF GF but I WON'T, AS THE KRIMINALS SENT US A MEAN EVE MAIL AND SASSY AND I ARE SENSITIVE OFFICAHS WAT LIKE PONIES AND RAINBOWS.

MYRM VS DRAEK, DRAEK, & WOLF SPACEBOAT

I was patrolling Ardar as per usual when I was greeted by d-scan showing a Red Alliance Drake sitting in top belt. Well this is very clearly bait so I hopped into my trusty Myrm and watched local and the scanner for a bit, It looked like his gang was p.small Drake Drake Wolf. Shortly after the bait left system one Drake and Wolf were sat on the Frer gate so I warped to it and as expected they jumped through with me and I let them tackle. I moved into orbit of the Drake, and put web scram Warriors on the Wolf. I soon noticed the Wolf Trying to run......IN A STRAIGHT LINE AWAY FROM ME VERY SLOWLY \o/ so I naturally turned my AC's onto him and he kindly blew up.

I brought in the Warriors, and released the Hammerheads ready for the slow grind that is breaking the tank of a Drake, By now the 2^nd Drake had landed and I was under the fire of many many navy scourge missiles. At this point I should mention that after seeing the Drakes I'd swapped a kinetic hardener onto my Myrm :P

I played the recall and relaunch drones game for some time, managing to keep all my Hammers alive, I also was trying to conserve cap boosters and rep only the amount needed to not go into hull.

Briefly a MINMATAR COMMUNITY SUPPORT OFFICAH in a Claw opened fire on me, but left when I flashed the Gallanta police badge, and accused him of being AN AMARR SPY.

Time passed...

...FINALLY the first Drakes shield broke peak recharge, The Kriminal then tried to deagress BUT THIS OFFICAH IS NOT SHOOTING ALL THAT AMMO FOR NOTHING, a good solid bump sent his boat hurtling away from the gate, leaving him no choice but to explode. Unfortunately on seeing his friend hit hull the 2^nd Drake warped out.

GF GF

POLIC COMET VS PIRAT DRAMIEL

The official police frigate VS the renowned Pirate vessel THE ULTIMATE FRIGAT BATTAL FOR JUSTIC. Sassy and I had been chasing a Crow about, when Sass noticed a Dramiel on scan. I undocked my Comet and warped to a belt at zero, where I dispensed justic to the angel pirate rats. Sass was at range from the belt as he was hoping a Crow might land and burn at his Vigil.

Eventually the Dramiel landed and BATTAL BEGAN. Sassy's Vigil was to far off to make it into the fight so it was a 1v1 brawl, Null S loaded and afterburner heated I moved in and landed my web and scram, WOOO HE ISNT WEBBING ME HE'S DUAL PROP \o/

This is very important for fighting a dram in a blaster Comet, because you really want to control range and an ab/web Dramiel will control range on any boat short of a Daredevil or Cruor. The fight was brutal, I hit hull as he hit armour, my repper burning hot, clawing armour back as my hull slowly bled, It was too close to call, and both of us were in it till someone exploded. THEN BOOM target lost

Did I explode???

Did he explode???

HE EXPLODED, YAY \o/

My Comet looted the field, very much on fire with just 9% Hull remaining

GF GF

Lookin' Fly

Just a short update to show off my fly new blog banner made by my homie Sassy B.

Sassy's work is viewable here, he is available for commissions on sigs and banners and he assures me all space monies earned from such endeavours will go towards community out reach schemes in and around the Metropolis area, so not only will you look all pimpin' on internet spaceship forums but you'll be helping to support your community \o/

As for me, I jumped into, and collapsed a wormhole before I logged last night, so I'm now AN INTREPID MAVERICK TRAVALLING THROUGH UNKNOWN SPACE PRESERVING JUSTICE.

Will Lady S get out of the wormhole ?

What will happen to Ardar without half of Kenssy Fried Chicken Kru there to fight bad and wrong and stuff ?

Will PERSEPHONE ASTRID bake me an awesome pink cake with chocolate swirly bits on ?

Find out next time on..

HALLO, CAN I VIOLENCE UR BOAT

Battlecruiser rescue services

Lady S........ a pirate......
I guess......maybe........or.........AN ELIT GALLANTA POLIC LADY FRAMED FOR CRIMES WOT SHE DID NOT DO, NOW LIVING AS A SOLDIER OF FORTUNE FIGHTING BAD AND INJUSTICE AN STUFF.

Whatever

BASICIALY I want to make boat violence to you, and all your internet spaceship friends until I explode in a blaze or glory and/or noobish piloting mistakes.

SOOOOO intro for my first blog done, so lets cut to the spaceship stuff.

I logged on in Lulm - Heimatar, in my shiny Jaguar, a boat I've been enjoying immensely of recent. I undock and scan the systems local plex. Low and behold I scan a Daredevil there. Now if there is any frig I'd think twice about fighting its a Daredevil, so, naturally I warp to the plex guns hot, and bust through the acceleration gate. I land on top of the Daredevil and commence violence. He locks back webs scrams neutrons OUCH!!!!

The experience reminds me how much I LOVE the Daredevil, so I decided its time to hop into my own. I Bimble about a bit but find no targets. Then I jump into Evati, where I scan a Rifter, and a couple of Battlecruisers on a Station. Turns out the Rifter is Nashh Kadavr an acquaintance who I've been getting some nice kills with recently, and a member of the Bastards. I decide that I can totally blow up his Rifter and maybe not die to the Battlecruisers. I start burning towards him. Nashh docks :(

Then he fleets me.

turns out a small Bastards gang are probing a drake in a mission. Nashh and I go in for tackle, he's caught easily and melts fast. I roam with the Bastards a bit and score a few ganks then call it a night.

Next day, Daredevil still alive. I undock in Ardar, and scan a Bastards Frig gang swarming a Cyclone, BEING THE CHAMPION OF JUSTICE THAT I AM, I WARP IN. there like a bazillion miles off the belt, I warp off and back at range, and my corp mate arrives in system in his slicer and aligns to the belt, I land 40k off Persephone Astrid's Griffin that is jamming up the Cyclone and burn at it, as I get into web range, the Cyclone pops and I call Sass to warp to me. Persephone explodes before Sass lands, JmanZA and Nichonostra lock me up in Rifters and engage, the other Bastards frigs bail :( JmanZa is tracking disrupting me, this is an issue till I realise, I stop orbiting, sit still and make violence to his 90% webbed boat, he pops as I'm hitting hull, but with him down its only seconds till Nichonostra's Rifter follows suit. Of course, if the rest of the gang held their nerve and didn't warp out there frigs, then I most likely would have been toast.

Later I'm in my Rifter and see a bigger Bastards frig gang ganking a flashy cane on a gate. I warp to the gate.

Now, help the Bastards?, help the Cane? Or jump and warp off?

ITS LIKE I'M IN THE EVE TRAILER, IT'S ALL A BIG SANDBOX SITUATION, WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES? HOW SHALL MY CHOICE EFFECT THE EVE GAMING WORLD?

I decide since the cane clearly doesn't really have much hope of winning that I want to help him. But mmmm Griffin.....hmmmmmm

Then the Griffin leaves grid \o/, I wrongly assume to wait on the other side of the gate to tackle the cane that's trying to de-agress. With no ecm to hinder me, I lock up a nearby ranis and go to work. ranis is in deep hull, and I feel satisfied of an intercepter kill in exchange for my Rifter. Then.....WAT HE DIDNT BLOW UP? FREAKING ECM, THE GRIFFIN IS BACK BAH!!!!!!! I explode

However the solo cane escaped, he managed to de-agress in hull. So unlike the Cyclone earlier, I managed to save this -10 so LIKELY INNOCENT Battlecruiser, from an untimely death.

JUSTICE PROVAILS....kind of