EXCUSE ME SIR BUT UR ILLEGALLY PARKED

I was one jump from Akora in my Thorax to meet Mr Kingwood for patrol, when suddenly coms lit up.

“RORQUAL TACKLED IN AKORA”

naturally I jumped in to assist

“THIS IS OFFICA SHANIQUA LOCATION ON RORQUAL”

the reply came, Planet 1 at zero...

...PLANT ONE, AT ZERO

THAT IS A NO PARKING ZONE

I landed next to Deputy BuckWyld holding point on the kriminal in his Rapier web vessel.

I LOADED VOID M AND COMMENCED ENFORCEMENT

We were quickly joined by OFFICA TOMLINSONLAND in a fearsome curse boat.

With the Curse on the field his booster tank quickley began to crumble, so we held dps to wait for OFFICA Kingwood. During this wait the kriminal WAS ATTEMPTING TO BRIBE Deputy BuckWyld.

He then logged off...

...then he logged on again and sent Deputy BuckWyld FOUR BILLION SPACE MONIES.

Being an honourable spacewarrior Deputy Buckwyld informed the kriminal of how we had agreed to no such bribe, to which he replied “Lol, had to try”

Kingwood arrived and we reduced the Rorquel to scrap.

JUSTIC SERVED and A BILLION space monies each it becomes apparent that its time for a cup of tea.

THE PURE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP

This is the renowned logo of HYRDA RELOADED.

A symbol recognised by many, one that represents the ideals we uphold of HONOUR, JUSTIC, RIGHTEOUSNESS AND FRIENDSHIP.

My allice have been using this logo for 2 years now, recently once again ccp have rejected putting it in the game on the grounds of IT DOES NOT FIT IN WITH THEME OF SPACESHIPS

and as we all know LOGO SHOULD FIT THEME OF SPACESHIP

LIKE DINOSAUR IN SUIT

OR SILLY MAN IN HAT WITH JOINT

Or maybe one of these SPACESHIP IMMERSION LOGOS

High ranking hydra polic officer DUNCAN TANNER has OUTLINED OUR PLIGHT

in this thread.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=40463&find=unread

I AM MAKING URGE TO YOU THE PEOPALS OF EVE TO EXPRESS YOUR SUPPORT ON THE LINKED THREAD.

Whether you are a JUST AND RIGHTEOUS PERSON, or A KRIMINAL PIRAT MAN OR LADIES. Its likely you have enjoyed some of the out of game entertainment produced by our members, LIKE THIS POLIC REPORT BLAG, or HIGH OCTANE SPACESHIP VIOLENCE VIDEOS. Maybe even our HARD FOUGHT BATTALS TO MAKE ALLICE CHAMPIONS.

NOW A NEW BATTAL FOR JUSTIC HAS BEGUN FOR US

HYDRA PRVAIL