EXCUSE ME SIR BUT UR ILLEGALLY PARKED

I was one jump from Akora in my Thorax to meet Mr Kingwood for patrol, when suddenly coms lit up.

“RORQUAL TACKLED IN AKORA”

naturally I jumped in to assist

“THIS IS OFFICA SHANIQUA LOCATION ON RORQUAL”

the reply came, Planet 1 at zero...

...PLANT ONE, AT ZERO

THAT IS A NO PARKING ZONE

I landed next to Deputy BuckWyld holding point on the kriminal in his Rapier web vessel.

I LOADED VOID M AND COMMENCED ENFORCEMENT

We were quickly joined by OFFICA TOMLINSONLAND in a fearsome curse boat.

With the Curse on the field his booster tank quickley began to crumble, so we held dps to wait for OFFICA Kingwood. During this wait the kriminal WAS ATTEMPTING TO BRIBE Deputy BuckWyld.

He then logged off...

...then he logged on again and sent Deputy BuckWyld FOUR BILLION SPACE MONIES.

Being an honourable spacewarrior Deputy Buckwyld informed the kriminal of how we had agreed to no such bribe, to which he replied “Lol, had to try”

Kingwood arrived and we reduced the Rorquel to scrap.

JUSTIC SERVED and A BILLION space monies each it becomes apparent that its time for a cup of tea.