ALARMING NEWS

Dear New Edan

I BRING YOU SAD NEWS TODAY

It seems the popular institution EVE UNIVERSITY, that is WELL KNOWN AND RESPECTED has BECOME OFFICALLY PIRATS

Earlier today WHILE ON PATROL FOR JUSTIC a group of EVE UNIVERSITY PIRATS sat camping a lowsec gate LIKE THE MOST LOWLY OF PIRATS. Attempted to VANDALIZ MY VESSAL taking GLOBAL KRIMINAL COOLDOWN. They, like pirat amateurs, since they are new to such ways, took casualties to gate fire alone, as I jumped out and WARPED TO FREEDOM

Immediately I sent a letter to EVE UNIVERSITY CEO to warn him of PIRATING WITHIN HIS UPSTANDING INSTITUTION

From: Lady Shaniqua

Sent: 2011.04.20 00:38

To: Kelduum Revaan,

Greetings Kelduum

My name is OFFICA LADY SHANIQUA, of ELIT ANTI PIRAT GROUP Genos Occidere. A proud member of STRONG JUSTIC ALICE HYDRA RELOADED

I Am afraid i am writing to you with GRAVE NEWS INDEED, concerning members of your university

Today i was quite frankly SHOCKED and APPAULLED, witnessing 9 of your pupils BREAK THE LAW and take GLOBAL KRIMINAL COOLDOWN on a low sec gate. I witnessed this first hand as it was myself they attempted to pirate. LUCKILY my many years fighting krime and the PIRAT MENACE gave me the CUNNING AND GUILE to evade the amatuar pirates.

I am writing you this mail, as I realize as a RENOWNED ANTI-PIRAT BASTION OF JUSTICE the university should not tolerate this behaviour.

THE LAST THING THIS HIVE OF VILLANY that is metropolis low sec needs IS MORE BUDDING KRIMINALZ.

Below are listed your wayward studants

Storos Sahara Sena Ran Kildar Qri Orlais Takedu Oda triangleSLO Kozilla DoubleSun Power Dante Tempest-Vain

I HOPE YOU WILL SEE FIT TO GUIDE THESE CONFUSED YOUFFS BACK ON TO THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS.

For now i shall turn a blind eye, but if they are caught again pirating in ANTI PIRAT PROTECTED SPACE. Then THE HARSHEST PENALTIES WILL BE SORT AGAINST OUTLAWZ.

REGARDS

LS

I was soon convoed by EVE UNIVERSITY REPRESENTATIVE Joanna Davaham who alarmingly me informed me of eve uni's policy to shoot non flashy justic bringers on gates in low sec. Joanna then closed conversation REFUSING TO HEAR THE ARGUMENTS FOR NOT TAKING THE WAYS OF THE KRIMINAL.

I AM DISAPOINT EVE UNI AND I HOPE YOU SEE THE ERROR IN TURNING DOWN THE PATH OF KRIME TO ONCE AGAIN TEACH THE MEANING OF RIGHTEOUSNESS TO NEW EDANS YOUFF

BATTAL HAWK DOWN

Today my mighty Hawk boat went to VALHALLA. The past few days it had had some GLORIOUS VIKTORIES, like proving its courage against JAGUAR VESSAL. Swiftly disposing of DRAMIEL WARBOAT with Rapier friend, and fending off TARANIS OF DISHONOUR trying to hold me down for his Rupture and Jaguar comrades. This is also the Hawk from my recent blog post THE CONTINUED TALES OF LITTLE HAWKS THAT COULD. It was put together because friend and justice warrior MR KINGWOOD gave me a small pithi c-type booster and I feel I DEFINATLY GOT HIS MONIES WORTH.

Anyway I SHALL NOW RECALL THE LAST HOURS OF THIS MIGHTY VESSAL.

I formed up for an ELIT GENOS OCCIDERE JUSTIC ROAM, with WARLOAD PROZACXX in a mighty JAEGAR ATTAK BOAT and C7P9 also in a HAWK WARRIOR.

Three jumps into our patrol we come across SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR in the Orfrold solar system.

We set out to investigate, we go to a faction warfare plex acceleration gate, and soon an Arbitrator class cruiser warps in at range, WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT JUSTIC IS ON OUR SIDE WE MOVE TO ENGAGE. Prozacxx's jag arrives at the kriminal first and makes attack not long followed by myself and C7P9. As the Arb is about to hit its meaty armour tank the kriminals trap is sprung.

Two Dramiels arrive on grid, shortly followed by a Taranis and Vexor. They are however 100k off as they landed on the plex acceleration gate at zero. The two Drams close fast and try to stay out of Scram range, the Arbitrator is reduced to WREKAGE! and then C7P9, WITH COURAGE AND SPEED, manages to tackle one of the Drams and WE BRAWL IT DOWN.

After seeing their comrades explode so fast the other Dramiel and Taranis turn tail and burn away.

We burn towards them, the dram and ranis warp out, HOWEVER Prozacxx in his speedy Jag lands tackle on the plated small gun Vexor. WE BEGIN TO LIGHT THE KRIMINAL UP. It seems like he had been abandoned, but as he explodes HIS BRAV FRAND in the FEARSOME SLEIPNER COMMAND SHIP warps in at zero to make battle. Unfortunately for him, at 0 on three AF's is a p.bad place for a Sleip to be, we settled into orbit and began chipping away at him. The Taranis appeared on grid again but was soon EXPLODED. The Sleipner pilot UNABLE TO LIVE WITH THE BURDON OF THE KRIMES HE HAD COMMITED initiated self destruct.

As the Sleip entered low shield the Vexor pilot returned in a Myrmidon BATTALKRUISER, he then proceeded to get stuck on the acceleration gate 30k off so we ignored him.

AS THE SLEIPNER'S ARMOUR HIT 50% A HUGE EXPLOSION BEGAN. His self destruction was complete, and although it meant we received no kill mail, WE KNEW IN OUR HEARTS THAT JUSTIC HAD PRVAILED AND THAT IS WHAT MATTERS.

At this point we should of warped...

… Instead we went for the Myrm, not long after we had settled into orbit, a Hurricane landed, We switched to the cane and proceeded to dent its mighty armour buffer, BUT THESE BATTALKRUSERZ WERE NOT ALONE, another cane landed and between the multiple neuts, and webs they managed to explode my BRAVE HAWK WARRIOR, I warped my pod out as Prozacxx's JAGUAR WARBOAT and C7P9's HAWK exploded as well.

JUSTIC WAS SERVED, BUT AT A GREAT COST

GFGF

Stabber: JUSTICE ISSUE!

Patrolling the familiar space lanes of Metropolis once again in my POLIC ISSUE STABBA. I come across A SUSPICIOUS LOOKING PIRAT MAN IN A HURRIKAN WARBOAT along with a almost as suspicious HARBINGAR LAZOR VESSAL. Curious as to the nature of their business I MAK PURSUIT to ensure all is well. I follow them through Orfrold and Egmar and into Arnher where I find them waiting for me on the gate. SEEMINGLY UNAWARE THAT ATTACKING A POLIC OFFICAH IZ AN OFFENCE, the HARBINGAR assaults me with lazer weapons, I immediately ENGAGE and get in a tight orbit with my afterburner running to reduce his damage. The Hurricane now obviously aware that I am a champion of justice and a threat to his pirating ways WRECKLESSLY JOINS THE ENGAGEMENT AND MAKES SHOOT AT ME. Thankfully the cane is cautious and engages outside of medium neut range and web range. THIS IS CLEARLY VERY CLEVER WITH ME SPEED TANKING AND ACTIVE TANKING.

In a completely UN pro move on my part upon engaging 2x high dps well ARMOUR tanked battlecruisers I

1. FORGET TO TAKE ANY SORT OF BOOSTER THE ENTIRE FIGHT

AND

2. BRAWL THEM WITH EMP AMMO

The Harb is very slowly going down and when he reaches about half armour THE HURRIKAN MOVES CLOSER TO MAK WEB AND NEUT. My tank is now under considerably more strain and my 800's are running low, So I heat my afterburner to try and counter the canes web and heat my guns TO BRAWL THE HARB DOWN FASTER.

FINALLY THE HARBINGAR LAZOR VESSAL EXPLODES \o/

I switch to the the cane and quickly apply my scram before getting into a tight orbit. I have only 3x 800's left and am being neuted so decided to keep repping to a minimal in order to keep my ab and scram on. With my armour dipping rather low at points I manage to hold out and soon

JUSTIC IS MADE ON THE PIRAT HURRIKAN

Satisfied with this excellent start to April, I dock up in Evati and log for the night

GFGF