WAR! Deal with it

The HONOURABLE HYDRA RELOADED has been wardecced by KRIMINAL HENCHMEN, The Orphanage. This being the first time I've been in a propper war, I was eager to DISH OUT JUSTIC and engage in HONOURABLE COMBAT with our aggressors.

FIRST SKIRMISH

Flying my reaper class war vessel I noticed a small camp a few jumps from Hek A HARBINGER AND A HURRIKANE. I flew to Hek and quickly put together a DRAEK OF STRONGST HONOURABILITY, and returned. I jumped into them and burned as they locked me up. At first I tried to separate them before realising neither had propulsion mods, only MIGHTY SENSOR BOOSTERS. Sooooo I changed plan.

I started bombarding the harbinger from range, then when he hit half armour I started burning in for the kill. HOWEVER before I got into heated point range he warped. LEAVING THE HURRIKAN TO FACE JUSTIC ALONE. The cane was arty with no prop mod so getting into a tight orbit of him was trivial. He exploded soon after I tackled him.

FIRST BATTAL LADY SHANIQUA \o/

BATTALZONE HEK.

So there I was in Hek fitting a TARANIS WAR VESSEL to head out on petrol with. I proceeded to undock and be met by a JAGEAR ATTAK BOAT, soon aided by a VAGABOND WAR SHIP, and RUPTURE KLASS VESSAL. So I docked PUT ON SUNGLASSES and undocked my WALF BOAT. It didn't take much to get the Jag 100k off of his friends and I began making war at him. He held me at 9km while missing me with short range ammo HAIL. Eventually he MADE EXPLODE.

Unfortunately It was slightly to late for my Wolf to escape and I got tackled and popped.

I LOVED THAT WOLF SO REVENGE WAS THE ONLY THING ON MY MIND.

I started fitting a DRAEK. Then my client crashed because of incarna. THEN I LOGGED BACK ON and finished my Draek.

It took a lot of on grid warping and the arrival of a harbinger to bolst the orphanages confidence enough to engage. The rupture was replaced by a malediction and the jag pilot had a new jag.

Eventually the vaga pilot slipped and I managed to achieve tackle. WITH THIS HIS FATE WAS SEALED and I made violence upon his hac. I then turned on the Malediction who had me tackled but he managed to escape. NEXT VICTIM was a neutral RR exequror. Whom I exploded from 50k using SCURGE HEAVY MSSALS. I docked and banked the Vaga loot before the next round.

A jag and another vagabond were waiting for me outside. I chose my moment to agress and again MADE EXPLODE on the pilots 2^nd Jag. The vaga held range but even though I did at one point manage to get a web on him I didn't have the cap to mwd and hold him down. So I Docked to repair my shields.

AGAIN I UNDOCKED. Into 2x armour Hurricanes and a Harbinger. I was easily manage to hold range on them and eventually BLEW UP THE FIRST CANE, Piloted by the pilot who had already lost 2 jags.

THEN DISASTER. The malediction had refit a scrambler and tackled me long enough to allow the other cane to get webs on. Obviously I was unable to tank an armour cane AND a Harb so my draek VALIANTLY EXPLODED, and I left my pod empty of implants on grid as to get podded back to where I would soon be partaking in a HYDRA VIKTORY ROAM.

GFGF

Stabber: JUSTICE ISSUE!

Patrolling the familiar space lanes of Metropolis once again in my POLIC ISSUE STABBA. I come across A SUSPICIOUS LOOKING PIRAT MAN IN A HURRIKAN WARBOAT along with a almost as suspicious HARBINGAR LAZOR VESSAL. Curious as to the nature of their business I MAK PURSUIT to ensure all is well. I follow them through Orfrold and Egmar and into Arnher where I find them waiting for me on the gate. SEEMINGLY UNAWARE THAT ATTACKING A POLIC OFFICAH IZ AN OFFENCE, the HARBINGAR assaults me with lazer weapons, I immediately ENGAGE and get in a tight orbit with my afterburner running to reduce his damage. The Hurricane now obviously aware that I am a champion of justice and a threat to his pirating ways WRECKLESSLY JOINS THE ENGAGEMENT AND MAKES SHOOT AT ME. Thankfully the cane is cautious and engages outside of medium neut range and web range. THIS IS CLEARLY VERY CLEVER WITH ME SPEED TANKING AND ACTIVE TANKING.

In a completely UN pro move on my part upon engaging 2x high dps well ARMOUR tanked battlecruisers I

1. FORGET TO TAKE ANY SORT OF BOOSTER THE ENTIRE FIGHT

AND

2. BRAWL THEM WITH EMP AMMO

The Harb is very slowly going down and when he reaches about half armour THE HURRIKAN MOVES CLOSER TO MAK WEB AND NEUT. My tank is now under considerably more strain and my 800's are running low, So I heat my afterburner to try and counter the canes web and heat my guns TO BRAWL THE HARB DOWN FASTER.

FINALLY THE HARBINGAR LAZOR VESSAL EXPLODES \o/

I switch to the the cane and quickly apply my scram before getting into a tight orbit. I have only 3x 800's left and am being neuted so decided to keep repping to a minimal in order to keep my ab and scram on. With my armour dipping rather low at points I manage to hold out and soon

JUSTIC IS MADE ON THE PIRAT HURRIKAN

Satisfied with this excellent start to April, I dock up in Evati and log for the night

GFGF

A Rare Sight

Is that?.....

no, it can't be......

IT IS!!!

A SOLO EVE UNI BATTLECRUISER WTF!!!

The brave blobless eve uni Harbinger with none of his kriminal fold nearby engaged my Hurricane battleboat of the Ardar gate in Hadozeko, I opened fire a little warily, half expecting a cyno to light, spewing forth a million 10day old blackbirds. It didn't, Bc one on one was a go. \o/

As my RF Fusion starts hitting I soon realise that this Harbinger has a shield tank. Though I'm not contemplating the dent of red on his shields long before 5 Vespa EC-600s appear and I promptly get jammed. WELL THAT WAS NOT ENTIRELY UNEXPECTED.

I take this opportunity to switch out to RF EMP, and burn away from the Harb so he has to switch out to Scorch, which although hurty would be less hurty than faction Multifrequency.

Now to wait out the jams.

Waiting...

Waiting...

Waiting...

WOOOO \o/ I finally get a lock as my buffer cane hits half armour, I make short work of the Vespas with my 220mm's as I'm burning away from them making them easy to track. Vespas down I swing round and get in a tight Orbit of the Harbinger.

I went for a tight orbit as him being a shield tanked Harbinger meant that he wasn't going to have a cap booster to support his very cap hungry lazors, and as a double medium neut cane with most of their armour buffer gone, it was in my best interests to make myself as hard to track as possible WHILE I OVERHEAT MY NEUTS AND DESTROY THE KRIMINALZ OFFENSIVE CAPABILITIES \o/

I'm in low armour by the time his lazors switch off, and with his lazors drained of cap, and no damage drones, I'm highly confident that I won't be taking anymore damage, so I proceed to move out from my close orbit...

AND BRAWL THE KRIMINAL DOWN \o/

GF GF

And props to stigirl for engaging on an even footing despite their corp ticker.

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