BATTAL HAWK DOWN

Today my mighty Hawk boat went to VALHALLA. The past few days it had had some GLORIOUS VIKTORIES, like proving its courage against JAGUAR VESSAL. Swiftly disposing of DRAMIEL WARBOAT with Rapier friend, and fending off TARANIS OF DISHONOUR trying to hold me down for his Rupture and Jaguar comrades. This is also the Hawk from my recent blog post THE CONTINUED TALES OF LITTLE HAWKS THAT COULD. It was put together because friend and justice warrior MR KINGWOOD gave me a small pithi c-type booster and I feel I DEFINATLY GOT HIS MONIES WORTH.

Anyway I SHALL NOW RECALL THE LAST HOURS OF THIS MIGHTY VESSAL.

I formed up for an ELIT GENOS OCCIDERE JUSTIC ROAM, with WARLOAD PROZACXX in a mighty JAEGAR ATTAK BOAT and C7P9 also in a HAWK WARRIOR.

Three jumps into our patrol we come across SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR in the Orfrold solar system.

We set out to investigate, we go to a faction warfare plex acceleration gate, and soon an Arbitrator class cruiser warps in at range, WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT JUSTIC IS ON OUR SIDE WE MOVE TO ENGAGE. Prozacxx's jag arrives at the kriminal first and makes attack not long followed by myself and C7P9. As the Arb is about to hit its meaty armour tank the kriminals trap is sprung.

Two Dramiels arrive on grid, shortly followed by a Taranis and Vexor. They are however 100k off as they landed on the plex acceleration gate at zero. The two Drams close fast and try to stay out of Scram range, the Arbitrator is reduced to WREKAGE! and then C7P9, WITH COURAGE AND SPEED, manages to tackle one of the Drams and WE BRAWL IT DOWN.

After seeing their comrades explode so fast the other Dramiel and Taranis turn tail and burn away.

We burn towards them, the dram and ranis warp out, HOWEVER Prozacxx in his speedy Jag lands tackle on the plated small gun Vexor. WE BEGIN TO LIGHT THE KRIMINAL UP. It seems like he had been abandoned, but as he explodes HIS BRAV FRAND in the FEARSOME SLEIPNER COMMAND SHIP warps in at zero to make battle. Unfortunately for him, at 0 on three AF's is a p.bad place for a Sleip to be, we settled into orbit and began chipping away at him. The Taranis appeared on grid again but was soon EXPLODED. The Sleipner pilot UNABLE TO LIVE WITH THE BURDON OF THE KRIMES HE HAD COMMITED initiated self destruct.

As the Sleip entered low shield the Vexor pilot returned in a Myrmidon BATTALKRUISER, he then proceeded to get stuck on the acceleration gate 30k off so we ignored him.

AS THE SLEIPNER'S ARMOUR HIT 50% A HUGE EXPLOSION BEGAN. His self destruction was complete, and although it meant we received no kill mail, WE KNEW IN OUR HEARTS THAT JUSTIC HAD PRVAILED AND THAT IS WHAT MATTERS.

At this point we should of warped...

… Instead we went for the Myrm, not long after we had settled into orbit, a Hurricane landed, We switched to the cane and proceeded to dent its mighty armour buffer, BUT THESE BATTALKRUSERZ WERE NOT ALONE, another cane landed and between the multiple neuts, and webs they managed to explode my BRAVE HAWK WARRIOR, I warped my pod out as Prozacxx's JAGUAR WARBOAT and C7P9's HAWK exploded as well.

JUSTIC WAS SERVED, BUT AT A GREAT COST

GFGF

CURSED COMMAND BOATS

Soooooooooo I've recently trained the command ship skill, it appears these boats have potential to be mighty solo justice boats. HOWEVER actually getting in one is proving A massively expensive and futile ambition.

CLAAAYYYYMOOORRRREEEEE

So, I originally had Sleips in mind, but looking at eft and the market, I decide that Claymores are not only about a hundred million isk cheaper than Sleips but also POWERFUL JUSTIC BRAWLERS.

As suggested in my previous post, Kenssy live very much on the edge when it comes to Isk as we tend to splash out any isk we get on spaceships, and then proceed to get those spaceships exploded AS THIS IS WHAT SPACESHIPS ARE FOR. So when I received some isk donations into my wallet from 2 people who are fans of my blog, I immediately SPENT IT ALL ON A CLAYMORE

\o/

Flashfresh kindly offered The Bastards logistics to move it to low sec for me and it is currently entrusted to them. (totally trusted in fact meaning they could totally steal it)

Now you might be thinking THAT DOESN'T SEEM THAT BAD LS, YOU GOT GIVEN SOME ISK TO BUY THE HULL AND ITS BEING TRANSPORTED FOR YOU. Yes that does seem fine, though I completely failed to notice that Claymores have different pre-requisites to Sleips, meaning I can only fly Sleips. And to be quite honest I don't envisage me getting logistics 4 anytime soon

:( :( :( :(

SLEEIIIPPPPPPPPNNNEEEERRRRR

So back to the original plan then, a Sleip for solo justice action. My hauling alt had just become capable of doing the angel epic arc again so today I spent all morning in Curse

I COMPLETED THE ARC

\o/ WOOOOO \o/

I GOT THE LOOTZ OUT OF NULL TO JITA AND SOLD IT

\o/WOOOO YEAHHHH GO TEAM WOOOO \o/

I USED THE ISK TO BUY A SLEIP

\o/ YEAAHHH WOOO A SLEIP AWESOME \o/

I GOT SUICIDE GANKED BY A MAELSTROM TWO JUMPS OUT OF JITA MOVING IT

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ON THE BRIGHTSIDE

Somewhat disappointed in the mornings events, I logged LS on in order to ENFORC JUSTIC, luckily as soon as I undocked my Comet opportunity to VIOLANCE A KRIMINAL presented itself.

A KRIMINAL NAVY SLICER and DESPICABLE PIRAT DRAMIEL were LOITERING WITH INTENT in belt V-1. Although I felt very much like I would like to brawl them both at once it seemed ill advised, so I warped at range to the belt. The kriminals were there and the Dramiel's speed instantly shot up to 6k/s as he blazed towards me. My Comet was ready to battle, my honourable hobgoblin assistance boats were deployed and as he hit 40k I fired up the afterburner AND BURNED WITH THE FIRES OF JUSTIC TOWARDS HIM, No fancy moves, no trying to slingshot into scram range I wanted to get my Neutrons on him as soon as possible as Slicers are fast and I was itching to fire. The Dramiel slammed straight into my web and scram, Null S melted his shields quickly and I was so consumed with BLUDRAGE that I failed to notice I was in armour, so I turned my repper on rather late at about 55% armour, I hit hull first BUT THERE WAS NO WAY JUSTIC WOULD FAIL THIS TIME and the kriminal exploded GLORIOUSLY, I looted some rather fancy evidence and warped before the slicer could do anything detrimental to my boat.

GF GF