BATTAL HAWK DOWN

Today my mighty Hawk boat went to VALHALLA. The past few days it had had some GLORIOUS VIKTORIES, like proving its courage against JAGUAR VESSAL. Swiftly disposing of DRAMIEL WARBOAT with Rapier friend, and fending off TARANIS OF DISHONOUR trying to hold me down for his Rupture and Jaguar comrades. This is also the Hawk from my recent blog post THE CONTINUED TALES OF LITTLE HAWKS THAT COULD. It was put together because friend and justice warrior MR KINGWOOD gave me a small pithi c-type booster and I feel I DEFINATLY GOT HIS MONIES WORTH.

Anyway I SHALL NOW RECALL THE LAST HOURS OF THIS MIGHTY VESSAL.

I formed up for an ELIT GENOS OCCIDERE JUSTIC ROAM, with WARLOAD PROZACXX in a mighty JAEGAR ATTAK BOAT and C7P9 also in a HAWK WARRIOR.

Three jumps into our patrol we come across SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR in the Orfrold solar system.

We set out to investigate, we go to a faction warfare plex acceleration gate, and soon an Arbitrator class cruiser warps in at range, WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT JUSTIC IS ON OUR SIDE WE MOVE TO ENGAGE. Prozacxx's jag arrives at the kriminal first and makes attack not long followed by myself and C7P9. As the Arb is about to hit its meaty armour tank the kriminals trap is sprung.

Two Dramiels arrive on grid, shortly followed by a Taranis and Vexor. They are however 100k off as they landed on the plex acceleration gate at zero. The two Drams close fast and try to stay out of Scram range, the Arbitrator is reduced to WREKAGE! and then C7P9, WITH COURAGE AND SPEED, manages to tackle one of the Drams and WE BRAWL IT DOWN.

After seeing their comrades explode so fast the other Dramiel and Taranis turn tail and burn away.

We burn towards them, the dram and ranis warp out, HOWEVER Prozacxx in his speedy Jag lands tackle on the plated small gun Vexor. WE BEGIN TO LIGHT THE KRIMINAL UP. It seems like he had been abandoned, but as he explodes HIS BRAV FRAND in the FEARSOME SLEIPNER COMMAND SHIP warps in at zero to make battle. Unfortunately for him, at 0 on three AF's is a p.bad place for a Sleip to be, we settled into orbit and began chipping away at him. The Taranis appeared on grid again but was soon EXPLODED. The Sleipner pilot UNABLE TO LIVE WITH THE BURDON OF THE KRIMES HE HAD COMMITED initiated self destruct.

As the Sleip entered low shield the Vexor pilot returned in a Myrmidon BATTALKRUISER, he then proceeded to get stuck on the acceleration gate 30k off so we ignored him.

AS THE SLEIPNER'S ARMOUR HIT 50% A HUGE EXPLOSION BEGAN. His self destruction was complete, and although it meant we received no kill mail, WE KNEW IN OUR HEARTS THAT JUSTIC HAD PRVAILED AND THAT IS WHAT MATTERS.

At this point we should of warped...

… Instead we went for the Myrm, not long after we had settled into orbit, a Hurricane landed, We switched to the cane and proceeded to dent its mighty armour buffer, BUT THESE BATTALKRUSERZ WERE NOT ALONE, another cane landed and between the multiple neuts, and webs they managed to explode my BRAVE HAWK WARRIOR, I warped my pod out as Prozacxx's JAGUAR WARBOAT and C7P9's HAWK exploded as well.

JUSTIC WAS SERVED, BUT AT A GREAT COST

GFGF

Rifter Out a Rollin'

I logged on after downtime today and perused my available space patrol boats. As is often the case one of my RIGHTEOUS RIFTERS OF JUSTIC stood out as the boat for me this afternoon. So I hopped into a trusty AC, plate and armour repper fit and undocked.

Metropolis was relatively quiet but it wasn't long before I stumbled upon KRIMINALS INTENT ON WRONGDOING. I'd just jumped into Egmar and was met on the gate by an ARES SPACE BOAT OF TAKAL. It was piloted by a member of SCUM. a large pirate blob alliance currently based out of Taff. The Ares locked me up and tackled me from range, I orbited the gate with my afterburner and watched local, ONE MORE SCUM KRIMINAL ENTERED, after blipping d-scan for some time to ascertain his boat to no avail, I decided that IT WAS IMPERITIVE FOR ME TO BRAWL DOWN THE ARES. After a short time burning away from the Ares getting him a little off the gate to hopefully buy me time to gank him, I flipped my Rifter boat 180 degrees and tackled him, almost immediately a JAEGAR PIRAT ATTACK VESSAL landed 30k off, so I heated my guns and BRAWLED THE ARES DOWN FAST. The Jaguar had closed quickly with a mwd and I was sitting at half armour. I scrambled him and flew away before thinking to myself.

HANG ON...

MWD...

NO WEB...

I CAN TOTALLY TAKE THIS KRIMINAL DOWN

I flipped my, by now rather battered Rifter, around and got into a tight orbit. I was reducing his damage fo shure, but it was obvious that i'd go down first, I heated my afterburner, this helped ALOT though he was still getting some decent hits on me trying to joust me using his superior agility. As his shield broke I was very much on fire. I desperately repped to try and buy me the few extra seconds I needed, my repper was almost burnt and more worryingly my afterburner was as well, if that went I'd explode. I continued grabbing reps where possible and manual piloting to increase transversal as best I could. I hit 20% hull as I began working on his structure.

THEN MY AB BURNT OUT...

MY TARGETING SYSTEM TURNED OFF

THE KRIMINAL HAD EXPLODED \o/

I looted with a sliver of hull as a hostile Crow landed, I then warped to a nearby station to give my lil Rifter a well deserved repair

GF GF

New Years Backlog, Tempest and T-Shirts

A series of fines were issued over the festive season for THOSE WHO GOT OVERLY MERRY, AND TOOK IRRESPONSIBLE CHARGE OF A SPACE VESSEL. None of the kriminals involved as of this morning had paid, So the new year began with OFFICAL POLIC BUISNESS.

Dil'e Mahn

FIXED PENALTY NOTICE

From: Lady Shaniqua

Sent: 2010.12.29 23:05

To: Dil'e Mahn

DEAR SIR/MADAM

This is an OFFICAL NOTICE OF PENALTY CHARGES,ur case has been reviewed and you have been found GUILTY of FLYING A SPACE BOAT UNDER INFLUENCE OF DRINKING, We tak into consideration that you were flying under orders of KRIMINAL MASTERMIND DRINKING MAN FLASFRESH and HARSHER JUSTIC WILL BE SEEKED UPON HIM. YOUR FINE STANDS AT FIFTY MILLION ISK. To be payed to a representative of Kenssy Fried Chicken Kru.

SIGNED

OFFICER SHANIQUA

When undocking this morning Dil'e Mahn's fine stood at FIFTY MILLION ISK. And quite handily soon after undocking, the fugative entered local in a blaster Ishkur. A fully fitted Ishkur costs approximately 24 million isk, destroying his Ishkur would account for almost half of his fine.

Eventually Mr Mahn was coaxed to a Planet where my JAGAER POLIC ATTACK BOAT lay in wait. He landed about 30k off, Sirens screeching loudly I after burned towards him fusion loaded and pre heated. As soon as I entered range my scrambler was activated and my 125s began ripping chunks out of his sluggish kriminal vessel. UNABLE TO WITHSTAND THE FORCES OF JUSTIC his Ishkur boat exploded. This helpfully brought the amount owed in fines down to 26million isk in arrears. However I had also managed to APPREHEND Mr Mahn's pod, while in custody Mr Mahn's agreed to pay KFCK the sum of 40 million isk. This covered the remainder of his fine and the additional administrative costs incurred during his arrest. Mr Mahn's pod was then set free to return to civilization as a reformed citizen.

TEMPEST RETRIEVAL

Not long after Mr Mahn's fine had been settled, Officah Sassy B spotted a VIGILANTE in a Tempest. Always quick to react Officah Sassy began locating in a Cheetah. Sassy then warped me in to tackle in an official kfck Jaguar. I landed 90k off the Tempest, heated my mids and burned for him. Amazingly he didn't warp off and I managed to land point. Soon after tackling Sassy landed on grid with the dps THE MIGHTY SUCCUBUS. However upon seeing the fearsome vessel, the kriminal unable to face the boats RIGHTEOUS LASERS OF JUSTIC ejected from his boat. Sassy then got to the task of distracting the local pirate rats attacking the empty pest, while I docked up the Jaguar. Once all the rats had stopped targeting the pilot less battleship I was able to board. The Tempest was safely docked in Thukker where it shall be tested by forensics before being repurposed for police duty.

RIFTAH T-SHIRT BEST T-SHIRT

Some of you may be aware of the recent contest to design an eve online T-Shirt. For those that weren't THERE WAS A RECENT CONTEST TO DESIGN AN EVE ONLINE T-SHIRT.

Anyway the entries are currently on display to be voted for.

THIS DESIGN

is an awesome Rifter by OFFICAH SASSY B and I recommend voting for it.

Not only is it awesome but it is also OFFICALLY APPROVED BY THE GALLANTA SPACE POLIC.

Battlecruiser rescue services

Lady S........ a pirate......
I guess......maybe........or.........AN ELIT GALLANTA POLIC LADY FRAMED FOR CRIMES WOT SHE DID NOT DO, NOW LIVING AS A SOLDIER OF FORTUNE FIGHTING BAD AND INJUSTICE AN STUFF.

Whatever

BASICIALY I want to make boat violence to you, and all your internet spaceship friends until I explode in a blaze or glory and/or noobish piloting mistakes.

SOOOOO intro for my first blog done, so lets cut to the spaceship stuff.

I logged on in Lulm - Heimatar, in my shiny Jaguar, a boat I've been enjoying immensely of recent. I undock and scan the systems local plex. Low and behold I scan a Daredevil there. Now if there is any frig I'd think twice about fighting its a Daredevil, so, naturally I warp to the plex guns hot, and bust through the acceleration gate. I land on top of the Daredevil and commence violence. He locks back webs scrams neutrons OUCH!!!!

The experience reminds me how much I LOVE the Daredevil, so I decided its time to hop into my own. I Bimble about a bit but find no targets. Then I jump into Evati, where I scan a Rifter, and a couple of Battlecruisers on a Station. Turns out the Rifter is Nashh Kadavr an acquaintance who I've been getting some nice kills with recently, and a member of the Bastards. I decide that I can totally blow up his Rifter and maybe not die to the Battlecruisers. I start burning towards him. Nashh docks :(

Then he fleets me.

turns out a small Bastards gang are probing a drake in a mission. Nashh and I go in for tackle, he's caught easily and melts fast. I roam with the Bastards a bit and score a few ganks then call it a night.

Next day, Daredevil still alive. I undock in Ardar, and scan a Bastards Frig gang swarming a Cyclone, BEING THE CHAMPION OF JUSTICE THAT I AM, I WARP IN. there like a bazillion miles off the belt, I warp off and back at range, and my corp mate arrives in system in his slicer and aligns to the belt, I land 40k off Persephone Astrid's Griffin that is jamming up the Cyclone and burn at it, as I get into web range, the Cyclone pops and I call Sass to warp to me. Persephone explodes before Sass lands, JmanZA and Nichonostra lock me up in Rifters and engage, the other Bastards frigs bail :( JmanZa is tracking disrupting me, this is an issue till I realise, I stop orbiting, sit still and make violence to his 90% webbed boat, he pops as I'm hitting hull, but with him down its only seconds till Nichonostra's Rifter follows suit. Of course, if the rest of the gang held their nerve and didn't warp out there frigs, then I most likely would have been toast.

Later I'm in my Rifter and see a bigger Bastards frig gang ganking a flashy cane on a gate. I warp to the gate.

Now, help the Bastards?, help the Cane? Or jump and warp off?

ITS LIKE I'M IN THE EVE TRAILER, IT'S ALL A BIG SANDBOX SITUATION, WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES? HOW SHALL MY CHOICE EFFECT THE EVE GAMING WORLD?

I decide since the cane clearly doesn't really have much hope of winning that I want to help him. But mmmm Griffin.....hmmmmmm

Then the Griffin leaves grid \o/, I wrongly assume to wait on the other side of the gate to tackle the cane that's trying to de-agress. With no ecm to hinder me, I lock up a nearby ranis and go to work. ranis is in deep hull, and I feel satisfied of an intercepter kill in exchange for my Rifter. Then.....WAT HE DIDNT BLOW UP? FREAKING ECM, THE GRIFFIN IS BACK BAH!!!!!!! I explode

However the solo cane escaped, he managed to de-agress in hull. So unlike the Cyclone earlier, I managed to save this -10 so LIKELY INNOCENT Battlecruiser, from an untimely death.

JUSTICE PROVAILS....kind of