NEW FACE OF THE LAW

OFFICAH SHANIQUA HAS HAD A SHINY NEW MAKEOVER

THOUGH I AM DISAPPOINT AT THE LACK OF PINK TRACKSUITS AND POLICE HATS :(

Rifter Out a Rollin'

I logged on after downtime today and perused my available space patrol boats. As is often the case one of my RIGHTEOUS RIFTERS OF JUSTIC stood out as the boat for me this afternoon. So I hopped into a trusty AC, plate and armour repper fit and undocked.

Metropolis was relatively quiet but it wasn't long before I stumbled upon KRIMINALS INTENT ON WRONGDOING. I'd just jumped into Egmar and was met on the gate by an ARES SPACE BOAT OF TAKAL. It was piloted by a member of SCUM. a large pirate blob alliance currently based out of Taff. The Ares locked me up and tackled me from range, I orbited the gate with my afterburner and watched local, ONE MORE SCUM KRIMINAL ENTERED, after blipping d-scan for some time to ascertain his boat to no avail, I decided that IT WAS IMPERITIVE FOR ME TO BRAWL DOWN THE ARES. After a short time burning away from the Ares getting him a little off the gate to hopefully buy me time to gank him, I flipped my Rifter boat 180 degrees and tackled him, almost immediately a JAEGAR PIRAT ATTACK VESSAL landed 30k off, so I heated my guns and BRAWLED THE ARES DOWN FAST. The Jaguar had closed quickly with a mwd and I was sitting at half armour. I scrambled him and flew away before thinking to myself.

HANG ON...

MWD...

NO WEB...

I CAN TOTALLY TAKE THIS KRIMINAL DOWN

I flipped my, by now rather battered Rifter, around and got into a tight orbit. I was reducing his damage fo shure, but it was obvious that i'd go down first, I heated my afterburner, this helped ALOT though he was still getting some decent hits on me trying to joust me using his superior agility. As his shield broke I was very much on fire. I desperately repped to try and buy me the few extra seconds I needed, my repper was almost burnt and more worryingly my afterburner was as well, if that went I'd explode. I continued grabbing reps where possible and manual piloting to increase transversal as best I could. I hit 20% hull as I began working on his structure.

THEN MY AB BURNT OUT...

MY TARGETING SYSTEM TURNED OFF

THE KRIMINAL HAD EXPLODED \o/

I looted with a sliver of hull as a hostile Crow landed, I then warped to a nearby station to give my lil Rifter a well deserved repair

GF GF

New Years Backlog, Tempest and T-Shirts

A series of fines were issued over the festive season for THOSE WHO GOT OVERLY MERRY, AND TOOK IRRESPONSIBLE CHARGE OF A SPACE VESSEL. None of the kriminals involved as of this morning had paid, So the new year began with OFFICAL POLIC BUISNESS.

Dil'e Mahn

FIXED PENALTY NOTICE

From: Lady Shaniqua

Sent: 2010.12.29 23:05

To: Dil'e Mahn

DEAR SIR/MADAM

This is an OFFICAL NOTICE OF PENALTY CHARGES,ur case has been reviewed and you have been found GUILTY of FLYING A SPACE BOAT UNDER INFLUENCE OF DRINKING, We tak into consideration that you were flying under orders of KRIMINAL MASTERMIND DRINKING MAN FLASFRESH and HARSHER JUSTIC WILL BE SEEKED UPON HIM. YOUR FINE STANDS AT FIFTY MILLION ISK. To be payed to a representative of Kenssy Fried Chicken Kru.

SIGNED

OFFICER SHANIQUA

When undocking this morning Dil'e Mahn's fine stood at FIFTY MILLION ISK. And quite handily soon after undocking, the fugative entered local in a blaster Ishkur. A fully fitted Ishkur costs approximately 24 million isk, destroying his Ishkur would account for almost half of his fine.

Eventually Mr Mahn was coaxed to a Planet where my JAGAER POLIC ATTACK BOAT lay in wait. He landed about 30k off, Sirens screeching loudly I after burned towards him fusion loaded and pre heated. As soon as I entered range my scrambler was activated and my 125s began ripping chunks out of his sluggish kriminal vessel. UNABLE TO WITHSTAND THE FORCES OF JUSTIC his Ishkur boat exploded. This helpfully brought the amount owed in fines down to 26million isk in arrears. However I had also managed to APPREHEND Mr Mahn's pod, while in custody Mr Mahn's agreed to pay KFCK the sum of 40 million isk. This covered the remainder of his fine and the additional administrative costs incurred during his arrest. Mr Mahn's pod was then set free to return to civilization as a reformed citizen.

TEMPEST RETRIEVAL

Not long after Mr Mahn's fine had been settled, Officah Sassy B spotted a VIGILANTE in a Tempest. Always quick to react Officah Sassy began locating in a Cheetah. Sassy then warped me in to tackle in an official kfck Jaguar. I landed 90k off the Tempest, heated my mids and burned for him. Amazingly he didn't warp off and I managed to land point. Soon after tackling Sassy landed on grid with the dps THE MIGHTY SUCCUBUS. However upon seeing the fearsome vessel, the kriminal unable to face the boats RIGHTEOUS LASERS OF JUSTIC ejected from his boat. Sassy then got to the task of distracting the local pirate rats attacking the empty pest, while I docked up the Jaguar. Once all the rats had stopped targeting the pilot less battleship I was able to board. The Tempest was safely docked in Thukker where it shall be tested by forensics before being repurposed for police duty.

RIFTAH T-SHIRT BEST T-SHIRT

Some of you may be aware of the recent contest to design an eve online T-Shirt. For those that weren't THERE WAS A RECENT CONTEST TO DESIGN AN EVE ONLINE T-SHIRT.

Anyway the entries are currently on display to be voted for.

THIS DESIGN

is an awesome Rifter by OFFICAH SASSY B and I recommend voting for it.

Not only is it awesome but it is also OFFICALLY APPROVED BY THE GALLANTA SPACE POLIC.