Notorious Pirat Warlord

This evening I became locked in JUSTIC BATTAL with one of the most feared pirate warlords known to Eve, THE FEARSOME KANE RIZZEL. A while ago I'd requested a JAGAER ATTACK BOAT HONOUR BATTAL BETWEEN THE FORCES OF JUSTIC AND THE PIRAT WARLORD.

I was on patrol in Metropolis in my Jag when I noticed Mr Rizzel was online I immediately made my way to Gusandall, and we agreed on battle. I warped to a safe, we fleeted up, and Mr Rizzel warped his mighty boat to my police vessel. He landed 15k off and immediately we engaged in a brutal brawl, I had Barrage loaded fearing Mr Rizzel would kite me with a web. We brawled for what seemed like an eternity, my shields holding at around 50% while Kane's were bouncing up and down in a rather disturbing manner. At this point I deemed it a good idea to pop a Standard Blue Pill. Eventually what seemed like a breakthrough happened, Kane's armour started to bleed and was soon stripped.

BUT DANGER DANGER MY GUNS WERE WAY TOO HOT.

I was forced into turning the heat off, I managed to save them from burning out but as soon as I did Kane's shields shot up to almost full again.

However there was a glimmer of hope when fleet chat lit up with

Kane Rizzel > one gun burnt out already :P

Kane then changed ammo, I used the opportunity to fully recharge my shields, I SHOULD OF CHANGED TO FUSION HERE but didn't. Freshly loaded with Plasma ammo Kane's 200mm's began ripping huge chunks out of my shield with my booster barely being able to keep up, on top of this my cap was beginning to run dry as we were both using a Nosferatu. I had to begin pulsing my booster instead of perma running. Also it seemed that Kane was having to pulse his own booster less, and I was managing to take small slithers off of his structure between his boosts.

My own shield was dipping, even with one burnt out gun Kane's Jag was battering my shields and as I hit peak recharge I knew I wouldn't last as long in armour and hull as Kane. It was a race now, as Kane's hull slowly turned red. Then my afterburner turned off. I managed to turn it back on but with this low cap there would be know more boosting for me.

I HAD TO FINISH THIS NOW

I decided it was all or nothing, heated my guns and hoped the FORCES OF JUSTIC WILL LET THEM STAY ONLINE LONG ENOUGH.

ONE VOLLEY – Still online \o/

TWO VOLLEYS – STILL GOING, COME ON LIL 125's

THREE VOLLIES – BOOM!!!

MR RIZZELS JAEGAR ATTAK BOAT EXPLODED!

Taking a HUGE 18,141 damage

This was without a doubt the most intense and fun AF 1v1's I've ever had, and it could of very very easily gone the other way.

GF GF MR RIZZEL

NEW FACE OF THE LAW

OFFICAH SHANIQUA HAS HAD A SHINY NEW MAKEOVER

THOUGH I AM DISAPPOINT AT THE LACK OF PINK TRACKSUITS AND POLICE HATS :(

Rifter Out a Rollin'

I logged on after downtime today and perused my available space patrol boats. As is often the case one of my RIGHTEOUS RIFTERS OF JUSTIC stood out as the boat for me this afternoon. So I hopped into a trusty AC, plate and armour repper fit and undocked.

Metropolis was relatively quiet but it wasn't long before I stumbled upon KRIMINALS INTENT ON WRONGDOING. I'd just jumped into Egmar and was met on the gate by an ARES SPACE BOAT OF TAKAL. It was piloted by a member of SCUM. a large pirate blob alliance currently based out of Taff. The Ares locked me up and tackled me from range, I orbited the gate with my afterburner and watched local, ONE MORE SCUM KRIMINAL ENTERED, after blipping d-scan for some time to ascertain his boat to no avail, I decided that IT WAS IMPERITIVE FOR ME TO BRAWL DOWN THE ARES. After a short time burning away from the Ares getting him a little off the gate to hopefully buy me time to gank him, I flipped my Rifter boat 180 degrees and tackled him, almost immediately a JAEGAR PIRAT ATTACK VESSAL landed 30k off, so I heated my guns and BRAWLED THE ARES DOWN FAST. The Jaguar had closed quickly with a mwd and I was sitting at half armour. I scrambled him and flew away before thinking to myself.

HANG ON...

MWD...

NO WEB...

I CAN TOTALLY TAKE THIS KRIMINAL DOWN

I flipped my, by now rather battered Rifter, around and got into a tight orbit. I was reducing his damage fo shure, but it was obvious that i'd go down first, I heated my afterburner, this helped ALOT though he was still getting some decent hits on me trying to joust me using his superior agility. As his shield broke I was very much on fire. I desperately repped to try and buy me the few extra seconds I needed, my repper was almost burnt and more worryingly my afterburner was as well, if that went I'd explode. I continued grabbing reps where possible and manual piloting to increase transversal as best I could. I hit 20% hull as I began working on his structure.

THEN MY AB BURNT OUT...

MY TARGETING SYSTEM TURNED OFF

THE KRIMINAL HAD EXPLODED \o/

I looted with a sliver of hull as a hostile Crow landed, I then warped to a nearby station to give my lil Rifter a well deserved repair

GF GF

New Years Backlog, Tempest and T-Shirts

A series of fines were issued over the festive season for THOSE WHO GOT OVERLY MERRY, AND TOOK IRRESPONSIBLE CHARGE OF A SPACE VESSEL. None of the kriminals involved as of this morning had paid, So the new year began with OFFICAL POLIC BUISNESS.

Dil'e Mahn

FIXED PENALTY NOTICE

From: Lady Shaniqua

Sent: 2010.12.29 23:05

To: Dil'e Mahn

DEAR SIR/MADAM

This is an OFFICAL NOTICE OF PENALTY CHARGES,ur case has been reviewed and you have been found GUILTY of FLYING A SPACE BOAT UNDER INFLUENCE OF DRINKING, We tak into consideration that you were flying under orders of KRIMINAL MASTERMIND DRINKING MAN FLASFRESH and HARSHER JUSTIC WILL BE SEEKED UPON HIM. YOUR FINE STANDS AT FIFTY MILLION ISK. To be payed to a representative of Kenssy Fried Chicken Kru.

SIGNED

OFFICER SHANIQUA

When undocking this morning Dil'e Mahn's fine stood at FIFTY MILLION ISK. And quite handily soon after undocking, the fugative entered local in a blaster Ishkur. A fully fitted Ishkur costs approximately 24 million isk, destroying his Ishkur would account for almost half of his fine.

Eventually Mr Mahn was coaxed to a Planet where my JAGAER POLIC ATTACK BOAT lay in wait. He landed about 30k off, Sirens screeching loudly I after burned towards him fusion loaded and pre heated. As soon as I entered range my scrambler was activated and my 125s began ripping chunks out of his sluggish kriminal vessel. UNABLE TO WITHSTAND THE FORCES OF JUSTIC his Ishkur boat exploded. This helpfully brought the amount owed in fines down to 26million isk in arrears. However I had also managed to APPREHEND Mr Mahn's pod, while in custody Mr Mahn's agreed to pay KFCK the sum of 40 million isk. This covered the remainder of his fine and the additional administrative costs incurred during his arrest. Mr Mahn's pod was then set free to return to civilization as a reformed citizen.

TEMPEST RETRIEVAL

Not long after Mr Mahn's fine had been settled, Officah Sassy B spotted a VIGILANTE in a Tempest. Always quick to react Officah Sassy began locating in a Cheetah. Sassy then warped me in to tackle in an official kfck Jaguar. I landed 90k off the Tempest, heated my mids and burned for him. Amazingly he didn't warp off and I managed to land point. Soon after tackling Sassy landed on grid with the dps THE MIGHTY SUCCUBUS. However upon seeing the fearsome vessel, the kriminal unable to face the boats RIGHTEOUS LASERS OF JUSTIC ejected from his boat. Sassy then got to the task of distracting the local pirate rats attacking the empty pest, while I docked up the Jaguar. Once all the rats had stopped targeting the pilot less battleship I was able to board. The Tempest was safely docked in Thukker where it shall be tested by forensics before being repurposed for police duty.

RIFTAH T-SHIRT BEST T-SHIRT

Some of you may be aware of the recent contest to design an eve online T-Shirt. For those that weren't THERE WAS A RECENT CONTEST TO DESIGN AN EVE ONLINE T-SHIRT.

Anyway the entries are currently on display to be voted for.

THIS DESIGN

is an awesome Rifter by OFFICAH SASSY B and I recommend voting for it.

Not only is it awesome but it is also OFFICALLY APPROVED BY THE GALLANTA SPACE POLIC.

CHRISTMASS PATROL

It is 2 days before christmas and the kriminals of eve are all up to DASTARDLY EVIL WRONGDOINGS. So a SPECIAL POLIC PATROL IS NEEDED. That patrol...

… IS ME

IN A RIFTER \o/

I'd Just lost my Typhoon battleboat on its first ever patrol jumping into many many DRAEKS.

My fresh clone woke up two jumps from KBP entrance to the kriminal infested space known as PROVIDENCE. I checked the hanger where an afterburner fit Rifter sat.

IT GLEAMED WITH A RADIENCE OF INFINITE JUSTIC.

So I decide to fly it on a short patrol of Provi. Two jumps in I noticed that I am being actively stalked by two suspicious looking characters flying a blaster Taranis boat and the FEARSOME SENTINAL VESSAL. After a couple of warp in and outs on the two at a gate I very luckily warp at range and land on top of the ranis with the sentinel 100k off PERFECT HE CANNOT MAKE WARP TO ME FROM THERE \o/

I heat EVERYTHING and tear into the Taranis with Phased Plasma as the Sentinel burns at me with his mwd at an alarmingly fast pace. The Sentinel closes into range as the ranis hits the meatiest part of its tank THE MIGHTAY GALLANTA HULL. Neuts and tracking disruption sets in and I do the only thing any self respecting officah of the gallanta police would do I SIT IN THE RANIS's BLASTER OPTIMAL AND BRAWL HIM DOWN.

Right Taranis down and me in scram range of a Sentinal GO GO RIFTAR SCRAMBLAR. I hit approach as he is trying to grab range and I want to track him. A MIGHTY TEST of how quickly I can turn my scrambler and afterburner back on after they turn off at the end of EVERY cycle, begins. And luckily for me I can manage to turn them on before he can pulse his mwd EVERYTIME \o/

THE FEARSOME PIRAT WARLORD EXPLODES IN A FLASH OF PHASED PLASMA AND JUSTIC PROVAILS.

GF GF

WTB Internetz

For those of you wondering about the current infrequency of HIGH OCTANE JUSTIC BATTAL REPORTS, I can assure you I HAVE NOT MAD POLIC RETIREMENT. I'm currently without internetz as i have just moved house IRL and normal polic patrols will resume as soon as i get round to getting connected.

DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

The KFCK JUSTIC ENFORCMANT TEAM haven't been able to log on much recently in order to ENFORCE THE GALLANTA POLIC LAWS, However on Saturday night we managed to find time for a short patrol in RIFTER SPACE BOATS

The evening began with a small engagement with the kriminal lowlife known as EVE UNIVERSITY, who were loitering in Ardar. A rather standard engagement we took down a Raptor before the main blob landed. Sassy then managed to make warp. I was pointed by a Stiletto, so I burned away then flipped my Rifter justice boat around and tackled the kriminal inty. Unfortunately, as I started violencing the kriminal boat standard eve uni practice of DROP THE ECM DRONEZ FROM OUR BLOB ON THE RIFTAH kicked in and I got locked out. :(

I Jumped into a new Rifter and we decided to head Evati way, all seemed rather uneventful until we ran into PIRAT KORPARATION THE BASTARDS. My Rifter landed on the Orfrold gate in Egmar to be confronted by pilots TFS Tibbs in a Wolf Boat and TheHermit in a Crow. Sassy was one jump behind, and we had no idea if more Bastards loomed on the other side of the gate. We came to the decision that an AF and an Inty were no match for DUBBAL RIFTAR, and that we'd go for them and hope nothing we couldn't violence jumped in. I locked them up and got in a tight orbit on Tibbs's Wolf, Rf Fusion loaded in heated 150s, waiting for Sassy to land on grid. As soon as Sassy's Rifter got in Dscan range the over confident pirates opened fire on me. I tackled the Wolf as Sassy B's Rifter boat burst out of warp and we lit him up. As Tibbs entered hull Sassy B peeled off to try and land tackle on the Crow. I promptly finished ADMINISTERING JUSTIC TO THE PIRAT MAN. The Wolf exploded with me in 30% armour and the Crow lingered longer than he should of trying to finish me. Sassy B Unleashed OFFICIAL POLIC WEBBING AND SCRAMBLING WEAPANS upon him, enabling us to MAKE JUSTIC!

GF GF