Thursday 12 August 2010

EVIDENCE COLLECTION

Ardar was pretty empty, not long ago i'd lost a Tempest to a battlecruiser gang, and the wreck was 60k off the Hadozeko gate. So being the enterprising young officer that I am I hop into my VIGIL BOAT OF JUSTICE ENFORCEMENT AND EVIDENCE RECOVERY, to go and salvage my wreck. I notice in an intel channel that “The Entity” a terribad alliance who like to bait and blob are a few jumps out in 3 Hurricanes, I don't pay much attention to it though as there is evidence to be recovered.

I land on the gate and head out to the wreck, lock it up and proceed to salvage. Then local jumps up and the gate flashes. An Entity Rifter and Stiletto uncloak and start burning towards me with MWD's.

THIS IS A KRIME SCENE AND OFFBOUNDS TO MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC.

I lock up the Rifter as he screeches into scrambler range, I move to 7k from him and turn on my rails making sure to stay within 5k of the Tempest wreck to continue salvaging.

SALVAGE SUCCESSFUL \o/

Then the interfering Rifter explodes, and I turn my attention to the Stiletto that is pointing me from 20k, and the three Hurricane class boats steaming towards me. I burn away from the Hurricanes gaining some distance, then turn a harsh 180 degrees, heat my afterburner and scramble the Stiletto.

The intercepter pilot is soon, much like his Rifter friend in a POD!

His explosion however coincided with a Hurricane getting into long point range, with my Vigil in deep structure and precious evidence in my cargo hold it seems attempting arrest of the Hurricanes would be fool hardy, so I burn out of point range and warp with 28% Hull.

I dock up in Thukker mix to process the evidence.

GF GF

16 comments:

  1. +5 Style points for pewpew and slvg. AT THE SAME TIME.

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  2. "VIGIL BOAT OF JUSTICE ENFORCEMENT AND EVIDENCE RECOVERY"

    I could read this blog every day, Lady S. It makes me smile.

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  3. You are basically too awesome for Eve.

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  4. epic.

    Lady Shaniqua = best EVE blogger EVAH

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  5. You're my hero.

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  6. another legendary post, dude you rock. keep up the posts man!

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  7. I've just seen on the e-uni killboard you lost a stabber to them. Although it dos look like they blobbed you a bit.

    http://killboard.eve-ivy.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7370706

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  9. i did in their gate camp got a lil vengeance soon after though :P

    http://kfck.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7370551

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  10. Our beloved bloggress (?!) deliberately played with the Uni blob. It´s not like they baited, pointed and warped in with 30 ships (what could have happened too ;).

    Also, she escaped their inty when he had her pointed the first time, pulling off a similar maneuver as in the fight with the Stiletto.

    She must have been looking for some more EVIDENCE on both sides of the gate tho - which finally got her killed. Hopefully she found it in the 'ranis wreck of that careless Uni pilot.

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  11. Yeah I figured that she wouldn't have lost a ship unless she had been hanging around. Plus comment on the uni board says
    "Always in the mood to play. She jumped one time too often, got pointed and the neutrals put their dps on him quickly."
    There were 6 neutrals (4 amarr empire, 1 from an alliance and 1 from a corp) as well as the 4 uni ships.
    Possible evidence of the taranis pilot's criminality is the Pirate mwd (Gistii B-type) Hopefully she retrieved this evidence

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  12. I should point out the "neutrals" are war targets, well the 4 amarr anyway.
    Unfortunately the gistii mwd evidence on the ARES (not ranis Mr BP :P) was destroyed during the arrest process. the eve uni blob was hella bigger than the loss mail suggests, most were on the otherside of the gate. and i can confirm i was jumping my Stabber back and forth through the camp repeatedly looking for an opening to break range on the Ardar side where the majority of the eveuni gang was in order to pick off targets.

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  13. You Madam, you are a bad, bad woman.

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  14. Just to add - one of the best blogs in New Eden and on my essential to read list.

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  15. WHAT??? It's been 10 days and no new battle report?
    WTF is this protus?

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  16. Laedy I will update tomorrow with my first Blog banter thing

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