EXCUSE ME SIR BUT UR ILLEGALLY PARKED

I was one jump from Akora in my Thorax to meet Mr Kingwood for patrol, when suddenly coms lit up.

“RORQUAL TACKLED IN AKORA”

naturally I jumped in to assist

“THIS IS OFFICA SHANIQUA LOCATION ON RORQUAL”

the reply came, Planet 1 at zero...

...PLANT ONE, AT ZERO

THAT IS A NO PARKING ZONE

I landed next to Deputy BuckWyld holding point on the kriminal in his Rapier web vessel.

I LOADED VOID M AND COMMENCED ENFORCEMENT

We were quickly joined by OFFICA TOMLINSONLAND in a fearsome curse boat.

With the Curse on the field his booster tank quickley began to crumble, so we held dps to wait for OFFICA Kingwood. During this wait the kriminal WAS ATTEMPTING TO BRIBE Deputy BuckWyld.

He then logged off...

...then he logged on again and sent Deputy BuckWyld FOUR BILLION SPACE MONIES.

Being an honourable spacewarrior Deputy Buckwyld informed the kriminal of how we had agreed to no such bribe, to which he replied “Lol, had to try”

Kingwood arrived and we reduced the Rorquel to scrap.

JUSTIC SERVED and A BILLION space monies each it becomes apparent that its time for a cup of tea.

THE PURE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP

This is the renowned logo of HYRDA RELOADED.

A symbol recognised by many, one that represents the ideals we uphold of HONOUR, JUSTIC, RIGHTEOUSNESS AND FRIENDSHIP.

My allice have been using this logo for 2 years now, recently once again ccp have rejected putting it in the game on the grounds of IT DOES NOT FIT IN WITH THEME OF SPACESHIPS

and as we all know LOGO SHOULD FIT THEME OF SPACESHIP

LIKE DINOSAUR IN SUIT

OR SILLY MAN IN HAT WITH JOINT

Or maybe one of these SPACESHIP IMMERSION LOGOS

High ranking hydra polic officer DUNCAN TANNER has OUTLINED OUR PLIGHT

in this thread.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=40463&find=unread

I AM MAKING URGE TO YOU THE PEOPALS OF EVE TO EXPRESS YOUR SUPPORT ON THE LINKED THREAD.

Whether you are a JUST AND RIGHTEOUS PERSON, or A KRIMINAL PIRAT MAN OR LADIES. Its likely you have enjoyed some of the out of game entertainment produced by our members, LIKE THIS POLIC REPORT BLAG, or HIGH OCTANE SPACESHIP VIOLENCE VIDEOS. Maybe even our HARD FOUGHT BATTALS TO MAKE ALLICE CHAMPIONS.

NOW A NEW BATTAL FOR JUSTIC HAS BEGUN FOR US

HYDRA PRVAIL

Me V Blue

I was flying a Vagabond class speed vessel on my way to join fellow Hydra Offica's on a patrol, when I jumped into KRIMINAL CARTEL BLUE FEDERATION.

Ares, Rifter, Omen and Caracaral, I start to align out when ARES TAKAL BOAT TAKES KRIMINAL STATUS UPON ME, I point him and apply my 220s as he EXPLODES IN A BALL OF FIERY JUSTICE. The Caracal and Omen by now have also taken GCC and I turn my attention to the Caracal missal boat, I fly to 8km apply my neuts AND BRAWL, the Caracal unable to stand the force of my Vaga and police sentry guns dies fast. At this point a MYRM DRONE WARLORD appears, and the Rifter decides that THIS IS THE OPTIMAL TIME TO ATTACK...

...It wasn't

Shields getting low I then switch to the Omen, which soon crumbles. At this point my shields are at 5% and I had no DCU fitted so I made a TACTICAL DECISION to burn away from the Myrm to regain tank. The Myrm remained on grid taking sentries while DAMPENING ME??? When my shields had recharged a bit I BURNED BACK IN TO MAKE DESTROY, however the Myrm managed to jump out in hull escaping Justic FOR NOW, BUTJUSTIC WILL CATCH UP TO HIM EVENTUALLY.

gfgf

P.S. I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO MAKE THANK YOU TO HONOURABLE WARRIOR MR KINGWOOD WHO FOR MY BIRFDAY GAVE ME A VINDICATOR SPACE BOAT FOR JUSTIC PATROLLING

Birfday init

So today is my IRL birfday. At some point this week i shall have a CELABRATIONING PATROL in an exciting boat i treat myself to as a birfday present, probably Rifta because Rifta is the best boat. I SHALL ALSO ENDEAVOUR TO MAK BLOG POST OF PATROL as i understand i've been somewhat lax at updating the blog.

Dances with Kadavr's

I logged on and entered the Lulm solar system in my Wolf class Assault boat (AS SEEN IN THIS BLOG BANNA), upon entering I decide to make a routine stop off at the gate for the local plex in order to park and review my route of patrol.

BUT KRIME WAS AFOOT IN THIS SYSTEM.

Soon another WOLF CLASS VESSAL lands, piloted by a minion of NASHH KADAVR SPACE PIRAT. Ever eager to do my duty I lock up and engage the kriminal, my 150mm's begin ripping shreds off the pirats armour and as his passive buffer hits 50% ANOTHER KADAVR PIRAT MINION LANDS this time in a RIFTA WARSHIP. He however, landed 40k off, and before he reached engagement range I heated my autocannons and made an end to the enimie Wolf.

In low armour I flip my vessel around to engage the Rifter. In a TOTALLY PRO MOVE I proceed to burn out my armour repair unit immediately. However this didn't prove an issue as the Rifter vaporised quickly under the awesome firepower of the wolf assault boat as I was entering hull.

GFGF

Thrasher Of I Beast

Sooooooo some of you may remember me as that one wat used to write a blog, WELL after a eve break over the summer I'm gradually starting to play again. I've been wandering about in a Rifter mainly because RIFTA BOAT BEST BOAT.

Last night after a rather uneventful patrol I decided to head to Hek FOR ROUTINE RIFTA MAINTANENCE. Expecting to find all quiet and well I was HORRIFIED to see A BAD MAN IN A THRASHER LITTERING WITH INTENT TO CAUSE KRIMINALITY. Like any good citizen I picked up the cargo can IN ORDER TO ANALYZE THE EVIDENCE FOR A LATER COURT HEARING. I bagged the evidence of ONE UNIT OF REPUBLIC FLEET FUSION WAR BULLET which incidentally is a HIGHLY DANGEROUS thing to be left lying around in space. SOME INNOCENT COULD FIND IT AND MISTAKENLY VIOLENCE THEIR OWN BOAT.

To my shock enraged with INJUSTIC the kriminal Thrasher boat began making shoot upon my polic Rifter, most likely to destroy the evidence I had collected. I immediately heated my afterburner and got into a tight orbit in order to out track the offender and unleashed the righteous fury of my 125mm autocannons charged with EMP. The Thrasher pilot was neuting me so I had to be mindful of pulsing my armour repair unit and checking my warp scrambler stayed applied so he could not escape. INEVITABLY with low armour the kriminal exploded.

I repaired my boat and began the task of the OFFICAL PAPERWORK.

THEN SUDDENLY...

...HE REAPPEARED IN A NEW THRASHER AND BEGAN TO ATTEPMT VIOLENCE!!!

Fortunately the ensuing battle happened exactly the same way. Leaving me with MORE REPAIRS AND PAPERWORK. Which I grudgingly began to complete...

...THEN SUDDENLY...

...HE APPEARED AGAIN AND ATTACKED in yet ANOTHER THRASHER. 


This time he had removed his WARP SCRAMBLING DEVICE in favour of a web, I closed in a tight orbit, but this time he was harder to out track so I had to manually pilot. JUSTIC however PRVAILED and he blew up AGAIN this time though I finished the fight in less than half structure. Wary of further attack I decided to switch out of the Rifter into that renowned bringer of justic the PLATELESS LAZOR PUNISHER WAR BOAT.

YET AGAIN THE KRIMINAL APPEARED IN ANOTHER THRASHER also with a web instead of a point. BUT THIS TIME I WAS READY as predicted he tried to make violence onto me but using the SWIFT GRACE OF THE PUNISHER I heated my afterburner and moved to the edge of scrambler range, from where I RAINED DOWN HOLY PURPAL LAZOR UPON HIM UNTIL HIS THASHER WAS NO MORE.

After this he realised his defeat and did not trouble the forces of justic again.

GFGF

WAR! Deal with it

The HONOURABLE HYDRA RELOADED has been wardecced by KRIMINAL HENCHMEN, The Orphanage. This being the first time I've been in a propper war, I was eager to DISH OUT JUSTIC and engage in HONOURABLE COMBAT with our aggressors.

FIRST SKIRMISH

Flying my reaper class war vessel I noticed a small camp a few jumps from Hek A HARBINGER AND A HURRIKANE. I flew to Hek and quickly put together a DRAEK OF STRONGST HONOURABILITY, and returned. I jumped into them and burned as they locked me up. At first I tried to separate them before realising neither had propulsion mods, only MIGHTY SENSOR BOOSTERS. Sooooo I changed plan.

I started bombarding the harbinger from range, then when he hit half armour I started burning in for the kill. HOWEVER before I got into heated point range he warped. LEAVING THE HURRIKAN TO FACE JUSTIC ALONE. The cane was arty with no prop mod so getting into a tight orbit of him was trivial. He exploded soon after I tackled him.

FIRST BATTAL LADY SHANIQUA \o/

BATTALZONE HEK.

So there I was in Hek fitting a TARANIS WAR VESSEL to head out on petrol with. I proceeded to undock and be met by a JAGEAR ATTAK BOAT, soon aided by a VAGABOND WAR SHIP, and RUPTURE KLASS VESSAL. So I docked PUT ON SUNGLASSES and undocked my WALF BOAT. It didn't take much to get the Jag 100k off of his friends and I began making war at him. He held me at 9km while missing me with short range ammo HAIL. Eventually he MADE EXPLODE.

Unfortunately It was slightly to late for my Wolf to escape and I got tackled and popped.

I LOVED THAT WOLF SO REVENGE WAS THE ONLY THING ON MY MIND.

I started fitting a DRAEK. Then my client crashed because of incarna. THEN I LOGGED BACK ON and finished my Draek.

It took a lot of on grid warping and the arrival of a harbinger to bolst the orphanages confidence enough to engage. The rupture was replaced by a malediction and the jag pilot had a new jag.

Eventually the vaga pilot slipped and I managed to achieve tackle. WITH THIS HIS FATE WAS SEALED and I made violence upon his hac. I then turned on the Malediction who had me tackled but he managed to escape. NEXT VICTIM was a neutral RR exequror. Whom I exploded from 50k using SCURGE HEAVY MSSALS. I docked and banked the Vaga loot before the next round.

A jag and another vagabond were waiting for me outside. I chose my moment to agress and again MADE EXPLODE on the pilots 2^nd Jag. The vaga held range but even though I did at one point manage to get a web on him I didn't have the cap to mwd and hold him down. So I Docked to repair my shields.

AGAIN I UNDOCKED. Into 2x armour Hurricanes and a Harbinger. I was easily manage to hold range on them and eventually BLEW UP THE FIRST CANE, Piloted by the pilot who had already lost 2 jags.

THEN DISASTER. The malediction had refit a scrambler and tackled me long enough to allow the other cane to get webs on. Obviously I was unable to tank an armour cane AND a Harb so my draek VALIANTLY EXPLODED, and I left my pod empty of implants on grid as to get podded back to where I would soon be partaking in a HYDRA VIKTORY ROAM.

GFGF

SHOES!!!

To celebrate incarna and the begining of LADY SHANIQUAS SHOE COLLECTION OF JUSTIC.

I made myself a new sig, showing AN AMARRRRRRIAN LAZOR SHOE wat has just violenced a Kriminal Stiletto.

you have to click on the link below cos i'm not clever enough to add the image to the blog without cutting it in half :(

SHOES

Tanking like a Hero

Today I managed to find time for a lil roam in a JUSTIC ISSUE STABBA, kindly donated to the forces of justice by Alice Mariska.

After roaming through Geminite and finding nothing but a UPS gang, which, although I toyed with for a while, proved un-viable to fight as both a FALCAN DISHONOUR BOAT and RAPIER SLOWING VESSAL were brought onto the field.

Eventually. in FDZ4-A I came across A LOITERING PIRAT MAN in a Cyclone 200km off of a station. I burned for the Kriminal , he locked me on my approach, and began splattering ac fire towards me. THIS MAN WAS PREPARED FOR BATTAL. Knowing there was no way I could win a straight up slug fest in the fit i was flying, I decided to kite his gun damage while denting his tank with emp until he was dry on cap boosters.

I settled into a comfortable orbit of 16km utilizing my mwd when needed to maintain range and tackle.

BATTAL PART ONE: DRONE SUPREMACY

The first challenge came when the enimie hornets were deployed. THESE NEEDED TO DIE!

I was obviously unable to track hornets in tight orbit of my boat. So I had to run my mwd for some time, gaining range and popping them one by one, this took some time as the pirat man was cleverly recycling his drones. This wrecked havoc on my cap, almost allowing him to leave my point range, and also increased my sig so that his HML's the only weapon in his arsenal doing damage to me were hurting ALOT more.

BATTAL PART TWO: WAR OF ATTRITION

As mentioned earlier the Cyclone's missiles were hitting, although they dont do heavy damage this was a LONG fight where I was doing tankable damage in order to wear down the enimies supply of 800s. This also made this by default a competion of WHO HAS ENOUGH AMMO. The pirates FACTION HEAVY MISSALS eventually took me to peak recharge and would of with some more time beaten my tank.

but then

SUDDENLY T1 AMMO

his faction missile stock was dry \o/ and his damage was manageable. HOWEVER i had already run out of emp, and was mostly through my phased plasma. It looked like the Cyclone pilot may of run out of or low on 800s though, as he was getting occasional armour bleed. As the last of my plasma ammo spat out of my 425s I had one option left

IF I WAS TO PRVAIL LIKE A TRUE MEMBER OF THE HYDRA RELOADED JUSTIC SQUAD. Of course, the Cyclone may well of been baiting me, as he had obviously, from how he had kept his tank at peak recharge been very skilled at cap conservation with his shield booster.

I loaded RF fusion, and closed into range of his scrambler with the simple plan

OF BRAWLING HIM DOWN.

It seemed he had run out of 800s as hoped and my autocannons ripped chunks out of his armour before melting the Cyclone structure.

GFGF

P.S. A big congratulations for all of those in my corp and alliance who made a controversial, but well deserved 1st and 2nd place happen in the alliance torny last night. Especially to Laedy who is a hero

ALARMING NEWS

Dear New Edan

I BRING YOU SAD NEWS TODAY

It seems the popular institution EVE UNIVERSITY, that is WELL KNOWN AND RESPECTED has BECOME OFFICALLY PIRATS

Earlier today WHILE ON PATROL FOR JUSTIC a group of EVE UNIVERSITY PIRATS sat camping a lowsec gate LIKE THE MOST LOWLY OF PIRATS. Attempted to VANDALIZ MY VESSAL taking GLOBAL KRIMINAL COOLDOWN. They, like pirat amateurs, since they are new to such ways, took casualties to gate fire alone, as I jumped out and WARPED TO FREEDOM

Immediately I sent a letter to EVE UNIVERSITY CEO to warn him of PIRATING WITHIN HIS UPSTANDING INSTITUTION

From: Lady Shaniqua

Sent: 2011.04.20 00:38

To: Kelduum Revaan,

Greetings Kelduum

My name is OFFICA LADY SHANIQUA, of ELIT ANTI PIRAT GROUP Genos Occidere. A proud member of STRONG JUSTIC ALICE HYDRA RELOADED

I Am afraid i am writing to you with GRAVE NEWS INDEED, concerning members of your university

Today i was quite frankly SHOCKED and APPAULLED, witnessing 9 of your pupils BREAK THE LAW and take GLOBAL KRIMINAL COOLDOWN on a low sec gate. I witnessed this first hand as it was myself they attempted to pirate. LUCKILY my many years fighting krime and the PIRAT MENACE gave me the CUNNING AND GUILE to evade the amatuar pirates.

I am writing you this mail, as I realize as a RENOWNED ANTI-PIRAT BASTION OF JUSTICE the university should not tolerate this behaviour.

THE LAST THING THIS HIVE OF VILLANY that is metropolis low sec needs IS MORE BUDDING KRIMINALZ.

Below are listed your wayward studants

Storos Sahara Sena Ran Kildar Qri Orlais Takedu Oda triangleSLO Kozilla DoubleSun Power Dante Tempest-Vain

I HOPE YOU WILL SEE FIT TO GUIDE THESE CONFUSED YOUFFS BACK ON TO THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS.

For now i shall turn a blind eye, but if they are caught again pirating in ANTI PIRAT PROTECTED SPACE. Then THE HARSHEST PENALTIES WILL BE SORT AGAINST OUTLAWZ.

REGARDS

LS

I was soon convoed by EVE UNIVERSITY REPRESENTATIVE Joanna Davaham who alarmingly me informed me of eve uni's policy to shoot non flashy justic bringers on gates in low sec. Joanna then closed conversation REFUSING TO HEAR THE ARGUMENTS FOR NOT TAKING THE WAYS OF THE KRIMINAL.

I AM DISAPOINT EVE UNI AND I HOPE YOU SEE THE ERROR IN TURNING DOWN THE PATH OF KRIME TO ONCE AGAIN TEACH THE MEANING OF RIGHTEOUSNESS TO NEW EDANS YOUFF

BATTAL HAWK DOWN

Today my mighty Hawk boat went to VALHALLA. The past few days it had had some GLORIOUS VIKTORIES, like proving its courage against JAGUAR VESSAL. Swiftly disposing of DRAMIEL WARBOAT with Rapier friend, and fending off TARANIS OF DISHONOUR trying to hold me down for his Rupture and Jaguar comrades. This is also the Hawk from my recent blog post THE CONTINUED TALES OF LITTLE HAWKS THAT COULD. It was put together because friend and justice warrior MR KINGWOOD gave me a small pithi c-type booster and I feel I DEFINATLY GOT HIS MONIES WORTH.

Anyway I SHALL NOW RECALL THE LAST HOURS OF THIS MIGHTY VESSAL.

I formed up for an ELIT GENOS OCCIDERE JUSTIC ROAM, with WARLOAD PROZACXX in a mighty JAEGAR ATTAK BOAT and C7P9 also in a HAWK WARRIOR.

Three jumps into our patrol we come across SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR in the Orfrold solar system.

We set out to investigate, we go to a faction warfare plex acceleration gate, and soon an Arbitrator class cruiser warps in at range, WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT JUSTIC IS ON OUR SIDE WE MOVE TO ENGAGE. Prozacxx's jag arrives at the kriminal first and makes attack not long followed by myself and C7P9. As the Arb is about to hit its meaty armour tank the kriminals trap is sprung.

Two Dramiels arrive on grid, shortly followed by a Taranis and Vexor. They are however 100k off as they landed on the plex acceleration gate at zero. The two Drams close fast and try to stay out of Scram range, the Arbitrator is reduced to WREKAGE! and then C7P9, WITH COURAGE AND SPEED, manages to tackle one of the Drams and WE BRAWL IT DOWN.

After seeing their comrades explode so fast the other Dramiel and Taranis turn tail and burn away.

We burn towards them, the dram and ranis warp out, HOWEVER Prozacxx in his speedy Jag lands tackle on the plated small gun Vexor. WE BEGIN TO LIGHT THE KRIMINAL UP. It seems like he had been abandoned, but as he explodes HIS BRAV FRAND in the FEARSOME SLEIPNER COMMAND SHIP warps in at zero to make battle. Unfortunately for him, at 0 on three AF's is a p.bad place for a Sleip to be, we settled into orbit and began chipping away at him. The Taranis appeared on grid again but was soon EXPLODED. The Sleipner pilot UNABLE TO LIVE WITH THE BURDON OF THE KRIMES HE HAD COMMITED initiated self destruct.

As the Sleip entered low shield the Vexor pilot returned in a Myrmidon BATTALKRUISER, he then proceeded to get stuck on the acceleration gate 30k off so we ignored him.

AS THE SLEIPNER'S ARMOUR HIT 50% A HUGE EXPLOSION BEGAN. His self destruction was complete, and although it meant we received no kill mail, WE KNEW IN OUR HEARTS THAT JUSTIC HAD PRVAILED AND THAT IS WHAT MATTERS.

At this point we should of warped...

… Instead we went for the Myrm, not long after we had settled into orbit, a Hurricane landed, We switched to the cane and proceeded to dent its mighty armour buffer, BUT THESE BATTALKRUSERZ WERE NOT ALONE, another cane landed and between the multiple neuts, and webs they managed to explode my BRAVE HAWK WARRIOR, I warped my pod out as Prozacxx's JAGUAR WARBOAT and C7P9's HAWK exploded as well.

JUSTIC WAS SERVED, BUT AT A GREAT COST

GFGF

Stabber: JUSTICE ISSUE!

Patrolling the familiar space lanes of Metropolis once again in my POLIC ISSUE STABBA. I come across A SUSPICIOUS LOOKING PIRAT MAN IN A HURRIKAN WARBOAT along with a almost as suspicious HARBINGAR LAZOR VESSAL. Curious as to the nature of their business I MAK PURSUIT to ensure all is well. I follow them through Orfrold and Egmar and into Arnher where I find them waiting for me on the gate. SEEMINGLY UNAWARE THAT ATTACKING A POLIC OFFICAH IZ AN OFFENCE, the HARBINGAR assaults me with lazer weapons, I immediately ENGAGE and get in a tight orbit with my afterburner running to reduce his damage. The Hurricane now obviously aware that I am a champion of justice and a threat to his pirating ways WRECKLESSLY JOINS THE ENGAGEMENT AND MAKES SHOOT AT ME. Thankfully the cane is cautious and engages outside of medium neut range and web range. THIS IS CLEARLY VERY CLEVER WITH ME SPEED TANKING AND ACTIVE TANKING.

In a completely UN pro move on my part upon engaging 2x high dps well ARMOUR tanked battlecruisers I

1. FORGET TO TAKE ANY SORT OF BOOSTER THE ENTIRE FIGHT

AND

2. BRAWL THEM WITH EMP AMMO

The Harb is very slowly going down and when he reaches about half armour THE HURRIKAN MOVES CLOSER TO MAK WEB AND NEUT. My tank is now under considerably more strain and my 800's are running low, So I heat my afterburner to try and counter the canes web and heat my guns TO BRAWL THE HARB DOWN FASTER.

FINALLY THE HARBINGAR LAZOR VESSAL EXPLODES \o/

I switch to the the cane and quickly apply my scram before getting into a tight orbit. I have only 3x 800's left and am being neuted so decided to keep repping to a minimal in order to keep my ab and scram on. With my armour dipping rather low at points I manage to hold out and soon

JUSTIC IS MADE ON THE PIRAT HURRIKAN

Satisfied with this excellent start to April, I dock up in Evati and log for the night

GFGF

THE CONTINUED TALES OF LITTLE HAWKS THAT COULD

I jumped into Ezsur on a routine petrol, and what do I see BUT A SENSOR BOOSTING ARTILLERY RUPTURE. It belongs to The Murientor Tribe, who just happen to be renowned for being one of the most CORRUPT UNDERHANDED CORPS WITHIN THE MINMATAR COMMUNTIY SUPPORT FORCES. He's 60k off me, I uncloak my Hawk class war vessel and gain transversal, as I reach 40k he opens fire. MISS. I heat my afterburner and continue to burn in at an angle while covered by the sentry guns. MANNED ON THIS DAY BY UPSTANDING CITIZANZ RESISTANT TO THE BRIBES OF THIS KRIMINAL CORP. I begin to launch Rockets as the kriminal EXPLODES before I even get in scram range. As his pod appears on overview so does his corp mate in a FEARSOME RAPIER, followed by an Enyo, a Rifter, and a Dramiel. I get in a tight orbit of the Rapier thinking, HE'S SURELY NOT GOING TO ENGAGE AT THIS RANGE IS HE...ESPECIALLY WITH ARTY....WAIT A SEC...HE IS...GO GO JUSTIC SCRAMBLER. The foolish Rapier is soon reduced to scrap. As his friends watch unable to do anything.

Not wanting to engage the Enyo, Dram and Rifter all at once I casually drop some ammo in a can to see if they bite. Eventually the Dram pilot takes it, THEN UPON REALISING HIS 65MILLION ISK FRIG MIGHT GET SHOT AT BY A HAWK OF STRONG HONOUR AND MIGHTAY ROCKATZ he immediately burns away. I try to catch him for a few minutes before he docks to hide from my wrath.

Due to the amount of times this corrupt corp have shipped up in station to bigger ships/numbers and overwhelming ewar, when involved in a GFGF against me where they already have huge advantages, I end up feeling p.happy about the engagements result.

GFGF

VOTANG FOR SRS BUISNESS INTERNET SPACESHIP COUNCIL

This Csm I have 2 votes due to having aquired a hauling alt.

My first Vote went to MR PROMETHEUS EXENTHAL

Mr Exenthal has been mentioned before in one of my Blogs Earliest posts last year,

AND I CAN GIEF A STRONG VOUCH FOR HIS HONOUR AND DEDICATION TO THE PURSUIT OF JUSTIC.

It seems very obvious for me to vote for him as a predominantly solo PvPer myself, I have a vested interest having a dedicated soloer representing the interests of the playerbase.


My 2nd vote went to Elise Randolph

Elise is a MIGHTY WARRIOR AND DEFENDER OF THE WEAK.
I agree with alot of his expressed views, also

HERE IS A VIDEO WAT HE MADE ABOUT BEING A HERO OF THA LEGION

ROCKAT WORRIAR

I've been brushing up on my missile skills and recently got T2 Rockets. So OBVIOUSLY I BOUGHT A HAWK WAR BOAT.

FIRST BATTAL

I had just warped to the Egmar gate in Arnher and turned away from the keyboard to enjoy my rather nice cup of tea.

WHEN SUDDENLY I HEARD THE SOUND OF AUTOCANNON FIRE.

I looked at my screen to see a Wolf space boat trying to violence me. With my shields about to hit 50%, I engaged and got in a tight orbit to reduce tracking. I hit peak recharge as I broke through to his armour, and to my surprise huge chunks of red began to appear in it.

HE HAD NO PLATE \o/

Eventually he popped with my Hawk in high hull.

NEVA SURRENDA

Unimpressed by my Hawks performance against the Wolf I roamed on. But was unable to get a fight until much later on, when back in Arnher I saw A MIGHTY PIRAT DAREDEVIL.

Despite the fearsome nature of the Daredevil ROCKAT WORRIAR was a STRONG HAWK OF JUSTIC, WITH A NO SURRENDER POLICY.

The Daredevil appeared a 100k off me, I looked at his ship and spotted t2 Neutrons. The pirat began to MWD at me as I formulated my BATTAL PLAN.

I burned towards him then slammed on the Hawks breaks as he hit hit web range BUT WAITED TO APPLY WEB AND SCRAM UNTIL AFTER HE HAD OVERSHOT ME \o/

Then I heated my afterburner and attempted to maintain the range we were at. My mighty rockets began shredding the 100million isk glass cannon as he began to catch up, but by the time his mighty neutrons started scoring hits on my favourable Caldari T2 resists it was to late.

THE PIRAT MAN EXPLODED

I caught and enforced justice upon the pirates pod, before scooping evidence and warping ROCKAT WORRIAR to safety.

GFGF

Notorious Pirat Warlord

This evening I became locked in JUSTIC BATTAL with one of the most feared pirate warlords known to Eve, THE FEARSOME KANE RIZZEL. A while ago I'd requested a JAGAER ATTACK BOAT HONOUR BATTAL BETWEEN THE FORCES OF JUSTIC AND THE PIRAT WARLORD.

I was on patrol in Metropolis in my Jag when I noticed Mr Rizzel was online I immediately made my way to Gusandall, and we agreed on battle. I warped to a safe, we fleeted up, and Mr Rizzel warped his mighty boat to my police vessel. He landed 15k off and immediately we engaged in a brutal brawl, I had Barrage loaded fearing Mr Rizzel would kite me with a web. We brawled for what seemed like an eternity, my shields holding at around 50% while Kane's were bouncing up and down in a rather disturbing manner. At this point I deemed it a good idea to pop a Standard Blue Pill. Eventually what seemed like a breakthrough happened, Kane's armour started to bleed and was soon stripped.

BUT DANGER DANGER MY GUNS WERE WAY TOO HOT.

I was forced into turning the heat off, I managed to save them from burning out but as soon as I did Kane's shields shot up to almost full again.

However there was a glimmer of hope when fleet chat lit up with

Kane Rizzel > one gun burnt out already :P

Kane then changed ammo, I used the opportunity to fully recharge my shields, I SHOULD OF CHANGED TO FUSION HERE but didn't. Freshly loaded with Plasma ammo Kane's 200mm's began ripping huge chunks out of my shield with my booster barely being able to keep up, on top of this my cap was beginning to run dry as we were both using a Nosferatu. I had to begin pulsing my booster instead of perma running. Also it seemed that Kane was having to pulse his own booster less, and I was managing to take small slithers off of his structure between his boosts.

My own shield was dipping, even with one burnt out gun Kane's Jag was battering my shields and as I hit peak recharge I knew I wouldn't last as long in armour and hull as Kane. It was a race now, as Kane's hull slowly turned red. Then my afterburner turned off. I managed to turn it back on but with this low cap there would be know more boosting for me.

I HAD TO FINISH THIS NOW

I decided it was all or nothing, heated my guns and hoped the FORCES OF JUSTIC WILL LET THEM STAY ONLINE LONG ENOUGH.

ONE VOLLEY – Still online \o/

TWO VOLLEYS – STILL GOING, COME ON LIL 125's

THREE VOLLIES – BOOM!!!

MR RIZZELS JAEGAR ATTAK BOAT EXPLODED!

Taking a HUGE 18,141 damage

This was without a doubt the most intense and fun AF 1v1's I've ever had, and it could of very very easily gone the other way.

GF GF MR RIZZEL

NEW FACE OF THE LAW

OFFICAH SHANIQUA HAS HAD A SHINY NEW MAKEOVER

THOUGH I AM DISAPPOINT AT THE LACK OF PINK TRACKSUITS AND POLICE HATS :(

Rifter Out a Rollin'

I logged on after downtime today and perused my available space patrol boats. As is often the case one of my RIGHTEOUS RIFTERS OF JUSTIC stood out as the boat for me this afternoon. So I hopped into a trusty AC, plate and armour repper fit and undocked.

Metropolis was relatively quiet but it wasn't long before I stumbled upon KRIMINALS INTENT ON WRONGDOING. I'd just jumped into Egmar and was met on the gate by an ARES SPACE BOAT OF TAKAL. It was piloted by a member of SCUM. a large pirate blob alliance currently based out of Taff. The Ares locked me up and tackled me from range, I orbited the gate with my afterburner and watched local, ONE MORE SCUM KRIMINAL ENTERED, after blipping d-scan for some time to ascertain his boat to no avail, I decided that IT WAS IMPERITIVE FOR ME TO BRAWL DOWN THE ARES. After a short time burning away from the Ares getting him a little off the gate to hopefully buy me time to gank him, I flipped my Rifter boat 180 degrees and tackled him, almost immediately a JAEGAR PIRAT ATTACK VESSAL landed 30k off, so I heated my guns and BRAWLED THE ARES DOWN FAST. The Jaguar had closed quickly with a mwd and I was sitting at half armour. I scrambled him and flew away before thinking to myself.

HANG ON...

MWD...

NO WEB...

I CAN TOTALLY TAKE THIS KRIMINAL DOWN

I flipped my, by now rather battered Rifter, around and got into a tight orbit. I was reducing his damage fo shure, but it was obvious that i'd go down first, I heated my afterburner, this helped ALOT though he was still getting some decent hits on me trying to joust me using his superior agility. As his shield broke I was very much on fire. I desperately repped to try and buy me the few extra seconds I needed, my repper was almost burnt and more worryingly my afterburner was as well, if that went I'd explode. I continued grabbing reps where possible and manual piloting to increase transversal as best I could. I hit 20% hull as I began working on his structure.

THEN MY AB BURNT OUT...

MY TARGETING SYSTEM TURNED OFF

THE KRIMINAL HAD EXPLODED \o/

I looted with a sliver of hull as a hostile Crow landed, I then warped to a nearby station to give my lil Rifter a well deserved repair

GF GF

New Years Backlog, Tempest and T-Shirts

A series of fines were issued over the festive season for THOSE WHO GOT OVERLY MERRY, AND TOOK IRRESPONSIBLE CHARGE OF A SPACE VESSEL. None of the kriminals involved as of this morning had paid, So the new year began with OFFICAL POLIC BUISNESS.

Dil'e Mahn

FIXED PENALTY NOTICE

From: Lady Shaniqua

Sent: 2010.12.29 23:05

To: Dil'e Mahn

DEAR SIR/MADAM

This is an OFFICAL NOTICE OF PENALTY CHARGES,ur case has been reviewed and you have been found GUILTY of FLYING A SPACE BOAT UNDER INFLUENCE OF DRINKING, We tak into consideration that you were flying under orders of KRIMINAL MASTERMIND DRINKING MAN FLASFRESH and HARSHER JUSTIC WILL BE SEEKED UPON HIM. YOUR FINE STANDS AT FIFTY MILLION ISK. To be payed to a representative of Kenssy Fried Chicken Kru.

SIGNED

OFFICER SHANIQUA

When undocking this morning Dil'e Mahn's fine stood at FIFTY MILLION ISK. And quite handily soon after undocking, the fugative entered local in a blaster Ishkur. A fully fitted Ishkur costs approximately 24 million isk, destroying his Ishkur would account for almost half of his fine.

Eventually Mr Mahn was coaxed to a Planet where my JAGAER POLIC ATTACK BOAT lay in wait. He landed about 30k off, Sirens screeching loudly I after burned towards him fusion loaded and pre heated. As soon as I entered range my scrambler was activated and my 125s began ripping chunks out of his sluggish kriminal vessel. UNABLE TO WITHSTAND THE FORCES OF JUSTIC his Ishkur boat exploded. This helpfully brought the amount owed in fines down to 26million isk in arrears. However I had also managed to APPREHEND Mr Mahn's pod, while in custody Mr Mahn's agreed to pay KFCK the sum of 40 million isk. This covered the remainder of his fine and the additional administrative costs incurred during his arrest. Mr Mahn's pod was then set free to return to civilization as a reformed citizen.

TEMPEST RETRIEVAL

Not long after Mr Mahn's fine had been settled, Officah Sassy B spotted a VIGILANTE in a Tempest. Always quick to react Officah Sassy began locating in a Cheetah. Sassy then warped me in to tackle in an official kfck Jaguar. I landed 90k off the Tempest, heated my mids and burned for him. Amazingly he didn't warp off and I managed to land point. Soon after tackling Sassy landed on grid with the dps THE MIGHTY SUCCUBUS. However upon seeing the fearsome vessel, the kriminal unable to face the boats RIGHTEOUS LASERS OF JUSTIC ejected from his boat. Sassy then got to the task of distracting the local pirate rats attacking the empty pest, while I docked up the Jaguar. Once all the rats had stopped targeting the pilot less battleship I was able to board. The Tempest was safely docked in Thukker where it shall be tested by forensics before being repurposed for police duty.

RIFTAH T-SHIRT BEST T-SHIRT

Some of you may be aware of the recent contest to design an eve online T-Shirt. For those that weren't THERE WAS A RECENT CONTEST TO DESIGN AN EVE ONLINE T-SHIRT.

Anyway the entries are currently on display to be voted for.

THIS DESIGN

is an awesome Rifter by OFFICAH SASSY B and I recommend voting for it.

Not only is it awesome but it is also OFFICALLY APPROVED BY THE GALLANTA SPACE POLIC.